Divina

Divina - adjective used to describe women

“Divina’s” are girls who are really awesome. They are almost always positive, content with her lives, and very upbeat — if a little odd and eccentric.
“Divina’s” are usually hippies disguised as regular people. They dress normal, talk normal, and act normal, but if you get to know them their true nature is revealed. Most “Divina’s” do yoga, love taking scented oil baths, and know a bunch of random wacky facts about pot. They are also very artistic… They’re the kind of girls that know where all the nearest art museums are and which upcoming art shows have free wine. Their creativity and imagination know no boundaries and they are often caught daydreaming about random things like flowers, politics, or psychedelic drugs.

Overall, a “divina” is a really cool chick. “Divina-Women” are funny, hot, and spontaneous. When they walk into a room everyones attention turns immediately to them. Neil Strauss, author of the best-selling dating memoir The Game, puts it simply, "This is the kind of girl everyone wants, and it makes you feel awesome when you're the one who has her." Unfortunately for all the males out there, “divina’s” are almost always lesbians.
Sorry boys… better luck next time.

Examples of a “Divina”:

Really Cool Chick: “Dude, did you know that the declaration of independence was written on hemp paper?”

Random dude: “Why do you even know that? You are such a divina.”

Famous “Divina’s” in History:

-Ellen DeGeneres
-Jane Addams
-Christina Aguilera
-Helena, Comtesse de Noailles
-Lady Hester Lucy Stanhope

by Anivid Sixela July 15, 2014

Divinity

Holyness, Piousness, Goody-goodyness.

"The priest has Divinity"

by Nicolo March 31, 2003

Divine Ass

An ass so big that Moses himself, could not even part those cheaks

Channele had such a divine ass it is a wonder how she is able to walk.

by Chris.F April 8, 2007

cave diving

eating a girl out while she is taking a shit on the toilet.

cave diving last night went kinda shitty.

by pha que April 17, 2011

mung diving

When two people take a corpse into the desert and leave it there for two or three days so its really gettin juicy. The two people come back. Person Aplaces their mouth on the asshole of the corpse, while person B jumps on the stomach of the body. This causes the entire intestional tract to shoot into person A's mouth

Danny and Shawn were really drunk when they went mung diving last weekend

by Les Miles December 20, 2007

cumster diving

When a woman, usually desperate for a baby, takes a used condom out of a trash can and uses its contents to inseminate herself. (read: When one man's trash becomes a woman's treasure.)

1. My man caught me poking a hole in the condom the other night and is withholding sex from me for a while. Once I gain his trust back, I'm giving cumster diving a shot.

2. -Whoa, you have a baby? When did that happen?

- About 9 months after a night of cumster diving.

by levatuldo December 7, 2009

dumpster diving

The act of eating out someone's ass. A synonym for tossing one's salad.

LeBryan: Damn that girl had such a fat ass. I got all up in that last night.
Markel: Did you get your dick wet?
LeBryan: Nah man, I just went dumpster diving.
Markel: The fuck is that?
LeBryan: You know man. I put my tongue in that ass.
Phil: Ew.

by TravisFord May 9, 2014