squirrel diet

A diet consisting of only fruits and nuts, also maybe the most beneficial.
If your fat girlfriend starts the squirrel diet she can give up developing that horrid personality.
by raytownskater September 30, 2014
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squirrel diet

A diet consisting of only fruits and nuts, also maybe the most beneficial.
If your fat girlfriend starts the squirrel diet she can give up developing that horrid personality.
by raytownskater September 30, 2014
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photoshop diet

Banishment of unsightly fat by Image manipulation.
Half of the men and women on matchmaker.com are on the photoshop diet.
by Dan Snow March 11, 2010
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Diet-bore

Deit-bore, as opposed to dieter:

A fat person that incessantly tells the world how to diet or all about their own diet plans despite their never losing a single pound of weight themselves.
"Man, did you hear that sloppy Diet-bore tell me how she's gonna fit into her prom dress, just as she was slamming down a burger, milkshake and super-sized fries?"
by jagnot January 23, 2010
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Hadlock diet

When instead of dieting you start using methamphetamine to get the weight off.

*Jefferson County
I can eat whatever I want and still lose the weight I'm on the Hadlock diet.
by Michaels girl April 18, 2015
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The Happy Diet

When someone goes on an Ecstasy(MDMA) binge and loses weight very rapidly.
Tim: Dude, you don't look so good.
Danny: But I feel great!
Tim: You should seriously take some vitamins or something.
Danny: I'm on the Happy Diet, man.
Tim: You look like a holocaust victim with leukemia.
Danny: Rub my head.
by Helter Skelter 69 February 05, 2009
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Diet-Friend

A person you get along with more than an acquaintance but you aren't really friends yet.

It fills the space between acquaintance and friendship.

It's like friendship, but less.
"Did you know Bert almost went to London in covid to see a girl?”

“No, he doesn’t tell me those things. We’re just diet-friends.
by Saint.Patrick January 05, 2021
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