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National Show your dick day

All boys must show there dick on the 14th July
On the 14th of July it’s national show your dick day
by Calebsexual July 13, 2021
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National grab dick day

On November 5th, 2018 it is national grab dick day only those with dicks can participate.
Girl: *grabs a guys dick*
Guy: hey wtf?
Girl: chill its national grab dick day
Guy: Oh ok.
by Grabanibbasdick November 4, 2018
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National Grab Dick Day

National Grab Dick Day

Is on August 27

You can grab as many dicks with no problem
Challenge your friends to see who can grab the most dicks

National Grab dick day
by Ndhsb dhdbshja April 18, 2019
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on april 10 of every year a girl need to grab a guys dick
i'm gonna grab mathews dick for national grab a guys dick day
by canada gov- national days April 7, 2017
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Suck your cousins dick day

August 14 is the international day for sucking your cousins dick, just find your cousin, take their pants off and start sucking

Today there are no consequences whatsoever, your family will be proud of you
Hey Tyler, let me suck your dick today on our grandparents bed

Suck your cousins dick day
by Pigfish August 14, 2021
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A hypothetical annual holiday, to be held every August 22, whereby all males of respectable girth are encouraged to go outside, whip out their dicks, and smack people with them, all with no legal repercussions.

This holiday was first conceptualized by YouTube user TheAmazingAtheist in 2008, in his video titled "JUST ABOUT SICK 7". Granted, it was on the fly, and he never once talked about it since, but it would nonetheless be a nice change from all the usual boring and predictable annual holidays.
"Oh look! August 22 is, fucking, Smack People With Your Dick Day! That was clever!" --TheAmazingAtheist
by Trey4Life April 25, 2011
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National suck Sans dick day

13th of April is national suck Sans dick day so if you see him and you are hot suck his dick.
Oh today is 13th of April, it's National suck Sans dick day so that mean I will suck his dick!
by Suck_a_cock3000 April 11, 2019
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