Valentine's Despair

The act of accepting a previously denied date, once one realizes he or she will be alone on Valentine's Day.

Man 1:"Did you see Shane and David are going out? I thought she hated the guy,"
Man 2:"Yeah, an obvious case of valentine's despair.

by Cyaspy March 1, 2011

despacito

epic gamer mpment

"epic despacito moment"

by offensivememes_v1 May 20, 2018

DerpyDonut999

Absolute fucking gamer, nice, sweet, funny, all-around epic.

h: Oh is that DerpyDonut999
DerpyDonut999: Yes it is, here's a million dollars.

by TheRedDiamond February 24, 2021

derpy turtle

A person who customizes cars or motorcycles. Builder of hotrods

That's a badass ride! I wonder who the Derpy Turtle is who built it??

by Derpy Turtle April 17, 2014

maximus desperadius verillias

A man who tries too hard to attract women. He is strong and masculine and ladies like him but he always spoils the mood with his high expectations, egotism and general vulgarity.

Hey Janey, stay away from that guy, I spoke to him for like 5 mins and he hinted about sex, he's a maximus desperadius verillias!

by Steven Bell March 3, 2008

derpy slurpy

Awesome youtuber. Famous for doing trolls

Jeff: i wish i could hack like derpy slurpy.
Derpy slurpy: go kill ur self little host booting piece of shit.

by derpy slurpys little buddy June 25, 2017

Despacito Toasterino

Slang often used by people in the north of Wyoming that is used as the verb formality of toaster bath

Billy: Wow Jacob you look down in the dumps today
Jacob: Yeah the employee at Starbucks misspelled my name. Instead of “Jacob” they spelled it “Help there is a crazy man under the counter he has a gun please call 911 this is urgent”
Billy: Oof that’s rough, do you want to talk about it?
Jacob: No, it’s easier just to commit Despacito Toasterino.
Billy: Bruh.

by BruhBruhPepperoni June 29, 2019