Denny's Paradox

When something is at the opposite ends of the spectrum, at the exact same point in time.

Derived from:
The vast difference in oral sensory information from eating a grand slam at Denny's when drunk at 3:00AM as opposed to eating the meal while sober. It is a paradox as the meal is both delicious and disgusting at the same time.

Guy1: Dude, I was so wasted last night! I went to Denny's and it was the best meal of my life!!

Guy2: I just came from Denny's and it tasted like complete shit.

Guy1: Wow thats like a Denny's Paradox!

by Francis_Caliendo_of_Spain November 10, 2010

jade dennis

the most beautiful girl you'll ever meet. She'll never let you down and will always have your back. Perfect person to lay back and look at the stars and talk for hours with. Be prepared to end up talking over the phone into the early morning because she never gets boring. You'll probably end up falling deeply in love with her until it hurts not to be with her but it's totally worth it.

"I'm forrest for jade dennis"

by Lt. Dan June 12, 2017

phoebe dennis

A very basic girl who gets riled up real easy. She types furiously and has a taking to pasta and smoothies.

Guy 1: "Did you see those smoothies?"
Guy 2: "Yeah that Phoebe Dennis girl drank em all"

by ChunkyNut111 April 16, 2019

Denny's Special

A sexual act where one person uses the syrup from Denny's as a means of lubricant, typically done using the feet.

Damn bro she gave me that Denny's Special

by sandguy420 July 29, 2023

Dennis Ferguson

Dennis Ferguson is a big ped from Australia. He kidnapped three kids in 1987, severly raped them and loved every minute of it. His long greasy hair and bald spot, big 80's-core glasses and him licking his wrinkly face doesn't really help him much now, does it? He's hounded out of every house he lives. He's a waste of fossil fuels cause every time he's released he manages to be employed as a janitor at a kindergarten, live two blocks from a pre-school, live with a 17 year old, and in 2005 he touched a kid at a train station after his 14 year sentence. Not to mention he literally confessed to a prison inmate "I only do under 11, 12 is they're stunners."

"Gee Dennis Ferguson, you're FUCKIN' HOT."

"Let's spend 1000 dollars a day on taxes towards keeping Dennis Ferguson on 24/7 security! The nation will be happy with that :)"

by blakepatrick91 October 8, 2008

Dennis Prager

Boomer Cuckservative

My Grandpa was Dennis Prager

by NOOOOOYOU CANTJUST February 13, 2022

Denny Hamlin

Someone who cheats on their girlfriend with a two fingered prostitute. Typically never wins a championship and winds up alone after his ex puts nair in his shampoo bottle

“That whore gave me a good Denny Hamlin last night”

“After getting a Denny Hamlin, my hair keeps falling out when I shower

by J rock from the dirty E August 6, 2022