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Defeat, defUeat, defeaT

Defeat, defUeat, defeaT
Defeat, defUeat, defeaT
by LeSouffleDeVersailles April 24, 2025
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Defestation

Devastation resulting from feces so vile and unstoppable it actually destroys things.
Broooooo, I laid down some serious defestation in that bathroom after those goat cheese chili sauerkraut wraps, I can hear the porcelain cracking now.
by Chunkmastarr January 27, 2026
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Flatuality Defect

A personality defect that is characterized: by the unwelcome act of a re-occurring toot. AKA anal flatulence. The inappropriate and excessive protrusion of methane gases through rectum expulsion.
To sit next to a fellow passenger, or person for an undisclosed spell of time who openly passes wind (or farts) at regular intervals, causing undue stress and unnecessary nasal inhalation to the neighboring party.

EG, he's got major Flatuality Defect
or He's open with his flatuality
by Katie G & Jill D July 26, 2009
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Retard Defect Disability

When one can't remember things and or has trouble with identification. It become very hard for a person with this disability to handle serious situations. Often times the person is not aware of his or her defect. Five in every ten people are born with this disability.
"What did I say yesterday about not touching my food?"

"I don't remember!"
"It's that Retard Defect Disability that you have."
"That's not a real disability."
by JakeRandom Ness August 13, 2011
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Store defective

Being mistaken for an employee of a store you are shopping in because you are wearing your work uniform.
"excuse me young man could you show me where the vagasil is?"

"ok, I don't work here. But I had to buy some for a friend recently it's in Aisle 5, bottom shelf"

A classic case of store defective.
by Gdubfunk August 22, 2011
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