The Deaf Mute

When she’s blowing you, you cum in her mouth pop the cum balloon cheeks and it shoots out her nose. (Making it hard to speak and breath) Then, you take the nose cum and jam it in her ears!

Cheryl was blowing me so hard I accidentally gave her the deaf mute, by jamming the cum into her ears!

by Pissedoffeveryday February 4, 2023

Deaf Tummysticker

Unfortunate man who is coping with the hand he was dealt.
Lifelong Trauma lead to tummysticking.

Watch out for the deaf tummy sticker!
Did the deaf tummysticker get you?

by wildman1213 October 24, 2023

Stupid deaf fuck

A person who’s so fucking deaf and stupid that he might as well not exist.

Person A: “Yo dude have you seen Dylan, he scored 30/100 for his math test”
Person B: “He’s just a stupid deaf fuck with moody ass teeth. Bet he couldn’t even hear his teacher teach him”

by Sussysausage January 7, 2024

Stupid Deaf Fuck

Refers to a person whose hearing is impaired and has an IQ below 70. Also can be used as an expression of anger towards someone whose mere existence is a mistake.

Friend 1: Yo dude, have you heard of Dylan?

Friend 2: Oh, you mean the stupid deaf fuck?

by Sussysausage November 23, 2023

X-box deaf

Cant hear anything while playing the X-box, he is x-box deaf

He ignored basically everyone, he was trapped in the zone of playing DayZ on the Xbox. He is x-box deaf

by MillieSus49 May 15, 2023

partially deaf

someone who is not completely deaf, nor hearing.

Sorry sir, she is not ignoring you she is partially deaf

by I Can't Hear You Media YT February 7, 2021

TONE DEAF

A condition where a human thinks KISS (band) sounds good.

Rob: kiss is a great band
Colton: Rob, you are a tone deaf. Please get help.

by nickelbacktheGreat June 10, 2022