Deaf Spouse

That one person you can tell anything, and they won't judge you for it.

Rosie's my Deaf Spouse you can tell her anything, without judgement!

by ThatKiddKofi September 26, 2010

Mentally Deaf

Someone who wants your help or wants to talk but does not listen to a thing you say or try to remember it
(cont.) Someone who has no clue what's good for them or not
Dumb Ignorant

I tried helping her the other day but she didn't listen, ugh, she's mentally deaf I swear

by BigPapaPeenMan April 07, 2019

short deaf and blind

cameron

yes cameron is short deaf and blind

by useyourrealnameyoushould October 12, 2022

tempature deaf

It is when someone feels no/little/opposite tempature

Person A: Oh my gosh it's freezing in here!!
Person B: No its actually kind of hot.
Person A: No it isn't! Your tempature deaf!

by JoemamaHATER420 May 31, 2023

deaf oral

When that deaf baddie gives u a handjob its a deaf oral

Bro that baddie gives real nice deaf orals

by Chrisdacowlmaoxd June 27, 2023

Deaf Karen

A painfully frustrating person who demands to buy items that don't exist while also refusing to listen to reason.

Joe: Deaf Karen was in again today demanding to buy that chopping board she ordered.
Dale: That's the 4th time this week, we haven't had time to make it yet!!!
Joe: uh-huh

by TerribleDrip996 September 09, 2021

Deaf

What you call your friends when they don’t hear you the first time.

P1: Hey, can you get pizza?
P2: What?
P1: Are you deaf? Why didn’t you hear me the first time?

by Chilly_Willy August 12, 2021