A Dallas Daiquiri is closely related to a Dirty Sanchez, Cleveland Steamer or a Hot Karl. The only difference is that it is always runny or similar to diarrhea. The most popular version is introduced directly into the recipients mouth. A daiquiri is very messy and nature so it is common for it to end up on different parts of the body.
by DanTX May 13, 2008
Get the Dallas Daiquirimug. the shittiest football team in the history of the NFL. Even worse than the Lions. Every year that the Cowboys have made the playoffs since the 90's, they choked because they are a bunch of looser cock suckers that are just jealous of other teams because they suck. and their quarterback ,Tony Homo, is a mark ass trick that is afraid
hey who won the giants and cowboys game today??
dude do you even have to ask?? the Dallas Cowboys suck dick
oh, my bad. that was a dumb question. fuck the cowboys
dude do you even have to ask?? the Dallas Cowboys suck dick
oh, my bad. that was a dumb question. fuck the cowboys
by cowboys suck June 7, 2009
Get the Dallas Cowboysmug. absolute beauty of a dog, nicest nips. the type of dog that makes u wanna layer your cock in peanut butter and let it go ham.
by linnkyy June 21, 2020
Get the dallas the rocketmug. Blarg: Want me to give you a sloppy Dallas
Eric: Of course brother
Also Eric: OhHhHhHh yesss my friending!
Eric: Of course brother
Also Eric: OhHhHhHh yesss my friending!
by Sloppy Taloppy October 15, 2020
Get the sloppy dallasmug. The best person you will ever meet in your life but at the same time could be the worst if your a bad person to him and if your his really good friend then you know he's also an all around gangster and is always their when you need him and great in most physical activities and is almost always smiling
by Bossness2004 May 31, 2016
Get the savion dallasmug. by sumbitchjesus October 15, 2020
Get the Sloppy Dallasmug. by Lil Willie 12 October 15, 2020
Get the A sloppy dallasmug.