Fuck Drums

To play air drums with your middle fingers. Usually to the beat of a song that is currently playing.

Adam played his fuck drums to distract Corey during a classic match of beer-pong.

by thepalace July 7, 2010

drum tits

as you tit fuck a girl you use your dick to slap her huge tits, acting as a drum set.

my girlfriend wont talk to me cuz i made her tits lactate from giving her drum tits, now she has broozes all over.

by kristiang May 5, 2006

Drum solo

when a song stops everything but the drums

did you here that drum solo man it was awsome?

by killer hippie September 27, 2009

Titty Drumming

Titty Drumming; v. The art of ritualized percussion of a female humans breasts performed by vigorous rhythmic hand slapping upon the surface of each breast. The act is typically performed by the dominate partner in a sexual relationship as a subconscious assertion of control.

"When my girlfriend started hounding me at work last week, I gave her a great Titty Drumming."

by Ussmak May 14, 2010

clam drum

a vagina; the female version of skinflute

"Next time he asks you if you play the skinflute, say 'No I bang on the Clam Drum' duh!"

by Söy May 14, 2005

drum set

the funnest instrument to play! along with guitar and viola, of course.

Look at my awesome drum set! It's b-e-a-utiful!

by Crescent Moon June 21, 2004

Pearl Drums

The best reason to play drums.

Yo man, I play Pearl Drums...everything else is shit!

by Pearl Drummer November 14, 2005