Douchebag

~A person who, While also being a unfeeling, asshole with an Ego trumping His/Her IQ Tenfold, will mooch Money and Social standing from whoever he comes in contact with.

Person 1: Hey did you hear what Cov did? He broke poor Alyssas Heart!
Person 2: What a Douchebag

by Just.Another.Nothing October 10, 2014

douchebag

Choosing to disregard basic and appropriate social graces of a normal human being in regards to anything relating to their own needs, feelings, and wellbeing over others specially those closed to them IE. Family relationships friends or strangers

Guy has a girlfriend who he gets pregnant and starts dating someone behind her back. what a Douchemove Douchebag

by Rufus December 4, 2014

Douchebag

Someone not at the extreme point if fucker or motherfucker, but asshole and shit just doesn't make an effect on them, just another insulting name to throw around.

Person: dude I can't believe you cheated on her after just a month. You're such a douchebag

Person: you douchebag, you're always ditching us for that dumbass

by Kezi December 13, 2014

Douchebag

Douchebag may refer to:
A device used to administer a douche
A pejorative term for an arrogant or obnoxious person
Most cost accountants

That pocket protector makes you look like a douchebag

by clint342 December 25, 2014

douchebag

a 12 year old boy trying to impress his mother but trapped in a grown man's body.

that douchebag kept winking at my girlfriend while doing his karaoke cover of One Direction.

by cunninglinguistnyc January 14, 2015

Douchebag

Helder

L-O-L Look at Helder lifting weight, he's a total douchebag
Bob- I know right.

by WankyMasterWankingHisDick December 7, 2013

Douchebag

Someone who owns atleast three snap backs, most of their wardrobe consists of sleeveless shirts and loose fitting jeans, carries sun glasses on their person more times than not and posts more selfies than the average joe, usually consisting of them with their shirt off.

Person 1: Did you see that picture Kyle posted on facebook with his shirt off and the hash tags?
Person 2: Yeah, what a douchebag.

by Your monther August 9, 2015