Being an adopted child of no blood relation to one's adopted parents, the act of having sex with a relative. It has all the flavor of incest without the incest, technically since there is no close biological link between the two (or more) individuals partaking in the act.
Mike: Hey, Nick, did you hear Brian fucked his older sister?
Nick: Awww, gross, dude!? What the fuck?
Mike: I know, but technically they're not related. Brian is adopted; so, it was diet incest.
Nick: Awww, gross, dude!? What the fuck?
Mike: I know, but technically they're not related. Brian is adopted; so, it was diet incest.
by jmw87 October 01, 2010
When you tell people it's your choice to take a break from the penis but you're really just a lonely fuck and no one will have you.
by SuzieBee October 02, 2017
Tim: Dude, you don't look so good.
Danny: But I feel great!
Tim: You should seriously take some vitamins or something.
Danny: I'm on the Happy Diet, man.
Tim: You look like a holocaust victim with leukemia.
Danny: Rub my head.
Danny: But I feel great!
Tim: You should seriously take some vitamins or something.
Danny: I'm on the Happy Diet, man.
Tim: You look like a holocaust victim with leukemia.
Danny: Rub my head.
by Helter Skelter 69 February 05, 2009
Receiving oral sex while eating fried chicken, usually in the back seat of a taxi cab; named after the famous jazz musician Charlie Parker.
by joemcjoey March 31, 2011
A person you get along with more than an acquaintance but you aren't really friends yet.
It fills the space between acquaintance and friendship.
It's like friendship, but less.
It fills the space between acquaintance and friendship.
It's like friendship, but less.
"Did you know Bert almost went to London in covid to see a girl?”
“No, he doesn’t tell me those things. We’re just diet-friends.
“No, he doesn’t tell me those things. We’re just diet-friends.
by Saint.Patrick January 05, 2021
by raytownskater September 30, 2014
by raytownskater September 30, 2014