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National Idiots Day

National Idiots Day is on Dec 28th, It's an day when anyone who celebrates it is able to be an idiot without being yelled at. National Idiots day is all around the world 24/7 if you really think about but. But it really only On Dec 28th, And I'm truly sorry who is born on that day. Because you are now classified as an idiot.
"Look at Jenny Mom! She being a total Idiot for, National Idiots Day. Why can't I?"
by AnIdiotThemself April 23, 2019
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Let's call it a day

A: "How much more work do we have for tonight?"
B: "I think we finished everything for the day."
A: "Good. Let's call it a day then."
by BlackPohatu December 16, 2016
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Cereal in the fridge day

When you accidentally put the cereal in the fridge instead of the milk because you are damn tired and just feel like shit. Usually means the rest of the day will be ruined.
"ah jeeze i put the goddamn cereal in the fridge, looks like i'm in for a Cereal in the fridge day" ~shudders~
by Broagan Lee Goertz December 18, 2009
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International kill a Pedo day

Billy:what day is it
Tom:International kill a pedo day
Billy:God I love American holidays
by Cr647 October 11, 2021
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International Maya Hawke Day

a day to sing and celebrate the wonderful Mommy Maya Hawke , Anthem!
TO CELEBRATE INTERNATIONAL MAYA HAWKE DAY AND HER FINE SELF
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Johnny: “Bro, stand up and sing the International Anthem!”

David: “The Star-Spangled Banner?”

Johnny; “No, that’s the NATIONAL Anthem, sing the Maya Hawke Anthem!”

David: “Oh, okay!”

Johnny and David: “Season 3 1985, the gang is getting tall!! Everybody’s growing up and shopping at the mall!!!! Steve and Robin work the counter at the ‘Scoops Ahoy!’ and figure at the Russians have a super secret ploy!! Hopper isn’t happy that Eleven’s kissing boys but then he turns around and put the moves on Joyce!!!”
by Jaquilyn July 10, 2022
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back in my day

The way an old man tells you to stop whining about shit that people back in their day did differently
Old Man: Back in my day, we didnt have toilet paper, we just wiped our asses with leaves

Young Man: Holy Shit, that must've sucked ass.
by GrapeRape69 October 16, 2014
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International Jorts Day

A celebration of jorts occurring on the first day of spring each year. In the event the first day of spring is a weekend, jorts day can be moved to the first monday after the first day of spring, depending on local custom.
"So, like, yeah, Becky, what are you totally going to be wearing to class tomorrow?" - Becky's friend.
"Becky will be wearing jorts, because tomorrow is International Jorts Day!" - Becky's other friend, interjecting
by jorts_man March 21, 2011
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