Cooked Grenade

The things you throw at someone willing to catch a grenade for someone

That guy told his girlfriend he'd catch a grenade for her.....so i threw a cooked grenade and snatched her for myself

by SupremeBadassOverlord January 7, 2011

cookernup

To do something that no cunt understands involving a strange looking dude , a wheel rim used as a bbq and a pet goat

Cookernup the deal like that I shot 3 or 4 weeks ago on the spit

by Tristan inbread November 9, 2018

Cooked Spaghetti

A term started In Chicago meaning something is over with, Done or no longer need to be talked about

“I’m not going in there man, that’s cooked spaghetti “

by Shaqkie Shaq January 29, 2019

Cookedlish

The type of language one speaks whilst cooked on drugs that is expressed in either sounds, gestures, references or jumbled words that is distinctly unique to the group whilst on the sesh. It can be seen as a myriad of inside jokes or one off attempts at conversations whilst in a cooked state.

No example can ever fit as cookedlish dialect is forever changing. It makes little to no sense to outsiders looking in and is unique to each group & its sesh.

by Tic & Ness April 20, 2019

monte cook

n. The creator of many d20 games and adventures.

see also: god

Monte Cook tires from answering inane questions such as "What's up with Jevicca's arm?"

by Rydia January 30, 2004

Kettle-cook ya bum

Being so mad at someone when you see them you want to pick them up and throw them on top of a kettle top.

Man this bitch be trippin, I'm bout to kettle-cook ya bum when she walk in.

by Brookegivsrimjobs2kitty June 27, 2016

Slant cooker

An electric cooker used for cooking rice.

JAMES YOU FUCK
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We left the fucking edamame in the slant cooker!!!

by m3thw1admin August 8, 2018