A man who was born with less than average brain cell count (sub 1000 to be specific), And the Zodiac Killer.
by breakfastskillet June 4, 2022
Get the Ted Cruzmug. She is expected to run around bossy all day. If she isnt bossy whole teams fall apart. And although she resents it, she understands that she has to be that bossy bitch.
When she comes home, she don't mind taking off some of that bossiness. Peel it off like a dress and lose control for a bit. You know?
When she comes home, she don't mind taking off some of that bossiness. Peel it off like a dress and lose control for a bit. You know?
by Krkič August 5, 2019
Get the Mrs Cruzmug. Stupidity is a lack of intelligence, understanding, reason, or wit. It may be innate, assumed or reactive. The word stupid comes from the Latin word stupere. Stupid characters are often used for comedy in fictional stories
by DankAssPicklePop July 9, 2022
Get the Ted Cruzmug. 
by idkk November 3, 2019
Get the Daniela Cruzmug. by Daddeeee65 September 23, 2019
Get the Cruz Tenamug. Cruz is a Russian spy, he love porn, he loves special ointment. I thinks it would feel bigger in your mouth, Cruz is polynosasoan and a great person. He is in love with a girl named Isabel. He loves Brian and the kiddie gang . Mr. Russia is a very special person. All jokes aside, we all love Cruz to death, he is super funny and has a circumsized penis. He reminds me of a cute baby monkey with skin as soft as a baby strianght out of the oven.
by Kyddee November 13, 2018
Get the Cruz Russiamug.