I mean... Morality aside... Pretty badass though right? I think I would have made a good crusades guy.
Hym "Seriously. If I would have been a part of the crusades I'd be all 'FOR JESUS!!!' and the villagers would be all 'ARRGH! JESUS NOOOOOOOO!!' and then some guy would come out of nowhere and be all 'Allahu Akbar!' and he'd stab me and I'd be like 'BLEERGH!' and then I'd be dead...
by Hym Iam August 15, 2023
Get the Crusadesmug. I totally ripped the Chipotle in Westborough during one of my Google Crusades earlier, I had to warn the people if thier misdeeds!
by Tsarge781 October 22, 2018
Get the Google Crusademug. Colon crusader OMFG that new dude is so far up the bosses arse the filthy colon crusading shit monkey
by Briz 69 September 7, 2019
Get the Colon crusadermug. Someone whose mostly a liberal that supports
antifa, modern day feminism etc,
A Chromosome Crusader is usually the individuals who are morbidly obese has either purple/bright blue or some other unatural hair color they also have pronouns and expect everyone to accept their delusional behaviors and if you don't
They resort to calling you either a "Nazi" or A "Fascist" they also claim they tolerate everyone but only if they believe in the same views and opinions as themselves.
antifa, modern day feminism etc,
A Chromosome Crusader is usually the individuals who are morbidly obese has either purple/bright blue or some other unatural hair color they also have pronouns and expect everyone to accept their delusional behaviors and if you don't
They resort to calling you either a "Nazi" or A "Fascist" they also claim they tolerate everyone but only if they believe in the same views and opinions as themselves.
*A Man in the park* Hello their Sir how are You doing today?
*The Chromosome Crusader* Did You just assume my gender without asking Me what my pronouns are? You fucking NAZI! You're a straight white male You fucking FASCIST! That's it I'm going to go on my Tik Tok to rant about how much of a rAcIsT hOmOpHoBiC tRAnSpHoBiC Nazi YOU ARE!
*The Chromosome Crusader* Did You just assume my gender without asking Me what my pronouns are? You fucking NAZI! You're a straight white male You fucking FASCIST! That's it I'm going to go on my Tik Tok to rant about how much of a rAcIsT hOmOpHoBiC tRAnSpHoBiC Nazi YOU ARE!
by JaCrispyOfficial September 22, 2025
Get the Chromosome Crusadermug. Troy Browning:
Founder of Axiom Truth
Social media truth evangelist
Definer of "American Psychopathy"
Truth Crusader
Founder of Axiom Truth
Social media truth evangelist
Definer of "American Psychopathy"
Truth Crusader
by Truth Crusader March 5, 2025
Get the Truth Crusadermug. a person who participated in any of the military expeditions undertaken by JOJO powers in the 21st century to win the Watchtime from the non-Jojo fans. This is religion as the Crusaders knew it: a battle to the death to make people watch jojo.
Person1 : wow jack is such as stardust crusader
Person2: ikr! he made 3 people watch jojo, he is going to heaven for sure.
Person2: ikr! he made 3 people watch jojo, he is going to heaven for sure.
by UrMomfaggot January 7, 2022
Get the Stardust Crusadermug. by phantom is a simp May 7, 2021
Get the crusader #5497mug.