Hot Crumpet

A divine looking man that you would like to cover in honey and lick.

Rachel asked me who that hot crumpet was that just walked by.

by Possum spotter January 27, 2012

crumpetsontoast

a loser whose name is Crumpetsontoast on xbox

hey add Crumpetsontoast to the party

by Crumpetsontoast March 12, 2021

Crumpet muffin

The thing kids say to be cool instead of saying mother fucker.

You crumpet muffin!

by Yolo beast yolo loo April 24, 2014

crumpet burner

Someone who makes it their main purpose to ruin the fun for everyone else.

Look at that crumpet burner pop that kids balloon

by Toshir0z January 12, 2015

Crumpet snatcher

An extremely offensive British offensive, meaning to steal ones freshly buttered crumpets

"Did you steal my tea?" You're such a crumpet snatcher!"

by Yllom.gollom October 4, 2016

Crumpet snatcher

An extremely offensive British offensive, meaning to steal ones freshly buttered crumpets

"Did you steal my tea?" You're such a crumpet snatcher!"

by Yllom.gollom October 4, 2016

crumpestated

Adj. > An unpleasing taste or smell.

This steak was very CRUMPESTATED

disgusting rancid bad rotted

by Crumpestated cow September 8, 2016