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Hot Crumpet

A divine looking man that you would like to cover in honey and lick.
Rachel asked me who that hot crumpet was that just walked by.
by Possum spotter January 27, 2012
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crumpetsontoast

a loser whose name is Crumpetsontoast on xbox
hey add Crumpetsontoast to the party
by Crumpetsontoast March 12, 2021
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Crumpet muffin

The thing kids say to be cool instead of saying mother fucker.
by Yolo beast yolo loo April 24, 2014
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crumpet burner

Someone who makes it their main purpose to ruin the fun for everyone else.
Look at that crumpet burner pop that kids balloon
by Toshir0z January 12, 2015
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Crumpet snatcher

An extremely offensive British offensive, meaning to steal ones freshly buttered crumpets
"Did you steal my tea?" You're such a crumpet snatcher!"
by Yllom.gollom October 4, 2016
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Crumpet snatcher

An extremely offensive British offensive, meaning to steal ones freshly buttered crumpets
"Did you steal my tea?" You're such a crumpet snatcher!"
by Yllom.gollom October 4, 2016
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crumpestated

Adj. > An unpleasing taste or smell.
This steak was very CRUMPESTATED

disgusting rancid bad rotted
by Crumpestated cow September 8, 2016
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