Masturbation. Self-gratification. The act of "playing" with your genitals, for sexual excitement/pleasure; usually to orgasm.
by Strange Magnificent February 01, 2021
by ManaLobe July 01, 2016
Basically what it implies: a crown made of flowers (real or fake). There are many different types and are very aesthetic. Many girls who wear them are assumed to be basic or hipster, but sometimes this is not the case. Flower crowns are amazing and lovely to wear. Don't let anybody insult you just because you enjoy wearing them, because they are wonderful and so are you.
by mystical bean September 05, 2018
by czech February 23, 2005
by Lawlex July 29, 2009
kroun uhv thawrns An uncomforting condition when newly groomed pubic hair forms a prickly wreath around the anus and agitates the sensitive skin located in and around the anal cavity.
Man...I shaved my cornhole and now the Crown of Thorns is irritating my crack like abrasive sandpaper.
by crawnuhntherns July 07, 2011
Recieving a blumpkin while your upper decking on the top of the toilet, and the girl is sitting AC - Slater style
by sabastaniel December 21, 2010