by UrbanBanjo. October 30, 2013
A phrase used whenever an electronic device, computer or computer component is brought up in a thread; usually to ask how powerful it is due to Crisis and Crisis 2 having some of the best graphics and highest system requirements for computer games.
by zxvcn May 27, 2011
the moment you are frantically trying to flush a toilet full of your own diarrhea, because you have an uncontrollable urge to vomit into said toilet. this usually is preceded by a night of drinking soju (or other alcohol) and eating Korean food (or other spicy ethnic food)
by Aaron Plascencia July 24, 2008
When you realize suddenly that you've finished school, and it's time to Choose Your Career, and Support Yourself, and enter the Real World -- NOW -- and you have no eartly idea what to do. It doesn't help that you probably have absolutely no job experience whereas the jobs you see advertised everywhere want at least 3-5 years.
You can buy yourself some time to regroup by getting a McJob.
You can buy yourself some time to regroup by getting a McJob.
Oh god what do i do where do i go from here my resume sucks i suck and i don't have any money and if i go to my parents i'm a failure and i need to get out there and find a job but i don't see any that i want or that i think i'll know how to do very well or they won't hire me anyway 'cause i can't prove i'm any good so i think i'll just sit here in my room in the dark and curl up and go to sleep for awhile.......
by Never Knows Best May 12, 2004
In recreational running, the propensity for any man over the age of 40, when passed by a female, to immediately speed up to reclaim the lead. It is not uncommon for men prone to this affliction to stuff their running shorts with rolled socks.
I was out on the running trail when I passed this old man wearing really short shorts. He had a mid-stride crisis and immediately doubled his pace to keep up with me; his belabored breathing and flushed skin had me concerned that a cardiac arrest was imminent.
by alisonro December 19, 2010
the state of being in which a 2nd year college student still feels completely lost and attempts to re-examine the meaning of one's pathetic little life before becoming another useless member of society.
Up 'til now, his dream had always been to become a veternarian. Now, going through his mid-college crisis, Jesse's doubting all of his own abilities.
by katy [props to the mek!] October 05, 2004
by maddlater'd December 05, 2007