Caninger

Canadian ginger. Predominantly found in the mountains of British Columbia, the Caninger is an herbivore and feeds mostly on beer and cannabis.

Blondes and brunettes are cool, but caningers are in a league of their own

by karedog007 May 13, 2011

Cranking the Pork Sword

Touching yourself; masterbation; term used when describing masterbation

time to get to cranking the pork sword. Wheres my playboy?!"

by HeyItsMeh! June 13, 2011

Crating

"Crating" is where someone argues or belittles your opinion so hard, even when solid evidence proves them wrong, that they put themselves into a "crate" (which is usually stored in a warehouse). The "crate" keeps them from seeing the truth, or tries to hide their "goods" (insecurities or mistakes) about anyone with a different viewpoint who is obviously right.

"I was telling Melissa the other day about all the data supporting global warming, and she kept "crating" on it. She, like, wouldn't even look at the facts and just kept denying. I think she was scared."

or

"When Tyson kept doggin' me about beating him in the game, I just said to him "Don't be hatin', unless you're cratin'. That shut him up quick."

by Rurikbloodaxe August 7, 2012

cranning it

imitating ones style of picking up girls

maybe ill try cranning it tonight

by rycran December 29, 2012

cranking the flop

Masturbating With a half-erect member

Joe was trying to break his masturbation record, but by the 4th go he was just cranking the flop.

by BadWolfxMYQx June 3, 2014

craping

the art of fucking a car in the emissions pipe.

the man was craping the car last night.

by b.u.t.t.r.a.p.e.a.g.i.r.l September 19, 2016

Chaning Tatum

Taylor Ross is a specie that is unable to communicate and also unable to fornicate with other species of the human race, unfortunately if he comes in contact with penis he becomes infertile

"TAYLOR ROSS EATS A PENIS HE CANT HAVE KIDS GAWD DAMMIT"

(I WAS TOLD TO HAVE CHANING TATUM'S NAME IN THIS)

by Supermega faggot September 1, 2017