"He's had three heart attacks in the last six months, hasn't seen his kids and a year and will gladly tell you the sky is beet red if his boss says so. He's a real asset to the corporation."
by Salieri82 July 22, 2009
Get the Corporation mug.(n) - A Corporate Fatcat is a titan of industry. A Corporate Fatcat uses misleading and deceiving tactics and undertakings to grease their pockets and get their hand in the honey pot. Exotic vacations and exquisite dining are just a few perks of Fatcatting. They are everywhere.
The Corporate Fatcat was busy greasing his pockets and stirring the honey pot when he was approached by a tenured assembly worker. This man was hardworking and trustworthy; a rough and tumble blue collar Joe. Respectfully asking for a taste of the honey and perhaps a swab of the grease, the Corporate Fatcat merely grimaced with disdain and replied, "you leave the Fatcatting to me."
Leaving honeyless and greasless, the tenured assembly worker uttered, "God-Damn Corporate Fatcats."
Leaving honeyless and greasless, the tenured assembly worker uttered, "God-Damn Corporate Fatcats."
by Joe Mantegna May 17, 2010
Get the Corporate Fatcat mug.The miserable event that entails when your online RPG character takes it in the keister and you spend the next half hour running through zones defenseless to get your weapons and armor back. Especially annoying when occurring deep in a dungeon.
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Get the corpse run mug.by georgeharrison December 13, 2007
Get the corporate speak mug."Even though I have never missed a day of work in 3 years, those corporate fat cats won't give me a raise! WTF?!"
by Shishkeberry September 9, 2008
Get the Corporate fat cat mug.A slut who attends Corpus Christi and is a complete lowlife back stabbing bitch who wears make-up four shades too dark and about as much eye liner as a raccoon. They are not to be trusted and will turn against you. They will never tell you the full story and are drama queens. Don't forget the crop tops, low rise jeans and skiing socks with their moccasins! Oh and her boobs? Yeah she wears a double push up bra with a bando. You're welcome for the spoiling of the illusion.
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Get the Corpus Bitty mug.The most common, if not the only message you will see when linking to Microsoft's "solution pages" after using the error reportingfeature
Example: When my PC couldn't play music due to a "missing audio device error" I linked to this message screen.
So I went looking on message boards for similar issue and found one. The person posted about how Microsoft had nothing.
That forum entry was posted two YEARS before.
Example: When my PC couldn't play music due to a "missing audio device error" I linked to this message screen.
So I went looking on message boards for similar issue and found one. The person posted about how Microsoft had nothing.
That forum entry was posted two YEARS before.
Me: Oh cool! I can just link to Microsoft's solution page! How convenient....
This problem was caused by Windows. This program was created by Microsoft Corporation. Microsoft Corporation does not currently have a solution for the problem that you reported.
Me: You've got to be kidding. Oh Cool! Windows has a built-in help program....
This problem was caused by Windows. This program was created by Microsoft Corporation. Microsoft Corporation does not currently have a solution for the problem that you reported.
Me: You've got to be kidding. Oh Cool! Windows has a built-in help program....
by Lig Na Baste January 16, 2008
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