Colton

A starburst stealer.

fuck you colton

by discombobulated4 November 8, 2021

Colton

Someone who doesn’t really give a shit and would rather be left the fuck alone.

“hey there’s Colton, let’s just let him do his own thing and not get into his business.”

by Julie sue November 22, 2021

COLTON

A redneck who ducks other rednecks
Besides that they aight

That guy is suck a Colton

by ThatBitch110% November 23, 2021

Colton

If you ever hear this name called in the same room, regret every decision that led you to this point. He’s the kind guy that will become a squid spontaneously and then try to violate you when your back is turned. Suspenders are mandatory for maximum protection from skroofs (skinner, rat, goof) like him

Person1: hey should we invite Colton to the party tonight.
Person2: that skroof, fuck no. He went full squid mode last time and tried to assault me sexually.

by Skroof life November 26, 2021

Colton

Chivalrous

Did you see that man, he was Colton.

by Anonymous9247 January 8, 2022

Colton

A guy who may seem weird but who has the most amazing personality. He is very magnetic and you feel drawn to him. Even though he doesn't feel anything for you, he's still extremely kind and caring. He has the most beautiful facial features that you can't resist staring at.

God I can't not like him, he's just such a Colton

by Just a hopeless romantic January 30, 2022

colton

coltons are blonde mullet wearing assholes who wear cowboy boots and wear their worn-out, tight ass, ragged up old navy jeans. they always be saying the n word too. coltons need their own damn species. and don’t get involved with these things, they be on some racist shit.

“did you see that ugly nigga with the lasso?”
“yeah, it’s colton.”

by kushi! February 4, 2022