claps

gonorhea gonorhea

it hurtsa whenb u pee-a when u pee-a

enjoy ur dick while it lasts

lick the gonorhea of my dick

by Libido January 10, 2005

Clap

Clap is a slang word word for cocaine. Primarily used by suburban white folk.

Yo you got the bag? Fr I strap with the clap nigga.

by The Cuchi December 6, 2018

clapping

A word used to replace the word "masterbate". And visa-versa. Used very frequesntly in certain areas in small groups but not widly known of.

I started clapping for a while after watching my favorite vid. Jimmy likes to masterbate when he approves a message.

by lordethal December 21, 2006

clapped

to be stupid or act stupid

"Is Martha pregnant?"
"She's five! Oh my goodness, how clapped can you actually be?!"

by iknowitall679 March 6, 2017

clap

It is actually not gonorrhea or clamydia, it is syphilis.

"Miss Tooker hath got a clap as young as she is, being brought up loosely by her mother…" - Samuel Pepys

by ancsom December 7, 2011

The Clap

The emotionally scarring sound made when a man with a very loose sweaty nutsack proceeds to thrust while wearing loose pants, or no pants at all, to make his nuts "clap" against his asscheeks.

*odd repetitive clapping noise in distance*
Jesse-"Do you guys hear that?"
Mike- "Hey everybody listen to this!"
*Everyone turns head, Mike performs the clap*
Everyone- AAAA WHAT THE FUCK?!
Mike- "Sweetass isnt it?!"

by Jesse & Frank August 8, 2006

clap

a. To quickly bring together one's hands rapidly to produce a sound, in essence a small shockwave

b. Slang for gonorrhea

I've got the clap and I'm giving it to you,
I've got the clap and I'm giving it to you,
I've got the clap and I'm giving it to you,
Who's got the clap?
I do! I do!

by WasBob July 14, 2010