Actorguy: I need help. In rehearsal, I had to kiss a guy!
Chandler1: because he was just so gosh darn cute?
Chandler2: you're such a chandler(!)
Chandler1: says you!
Chandler1: because he was just so gosh darn cute?
Chandler2: you're such a chandler(!)
Chandler1: says you!
by Emzy S. August 30, 2019
Get the Chandlermug. The act of dating one's partner for an extremely long time, only to propose after decades. A comparatively brief engagement ensues, the wedding happening so soon after that many of the guests don't have time to bring a gift.
by Heater Beater October 9, 2019
Get the Chandlermug. a name given to the “chosen one” one who brings great evil with his arrival from his huge penis to his evil schemes, this man is reincarnated every 1000 years or so and with him comes many offspring that form into an army and take over the world.
by savage lord445 May 21, 2023
Get the kayo chandlermug. The blue waffle of texas. You can come here for your shooting up parties, an STD, and an ounce of MSN, cut with a lottle bit of dope.
Incest infested.
Staff infested.
Don’t forget to visit the meth mansion. The lady at nights a bitch. If you pay her with dope she will let you know the cops are coming.
Don’t bring your car, or your clothes, or your jewelry, or your valuables, or your soul.. not kid friendly.
If you don’t know the lake mating call, call the only Mexican on 315, he will be sure to burn you up and crash you out.
Stick your car keys so far up your ass, nobody is getting them.
Watch out for Ashley’s, Haley’s, and Tammys.
And you better secure your gd generator and speakers.
Don’t never let anybody use a power tool, and always remember…. Fuck off
Incest infested.
Staff infested.
Don’t forget to visit the meth mansion. The lady at nights a bitch. If you pay her with dope she will let you know the cops are coming.
Don’t bring your car, or your clothes, or your jewelry, or your valuables, or your soul.. not kid friendly.
If you don’t know the lake mating call, call the only Mexican on 315, he will be sure to burn you up and crash you out.
Stick your car keys so far up your ass, nobody is getting them.
Watch out for Ashley’s, Haley’s, and Tammys.
And you better secure your gd generator and speakers.
Don’t never let anybody use a power tool, and always remember…. Fuck off
by Dopehousemind June 14, 2022
Get the Chandler Texasmug. Julian Chandler is the fattest, gayest cunt you will ever meet in the world if you see him u fucking boot the dog in the head
by ya nan June 11, 2018
Get the julian chandlermug. Chandler is the most sexiest and caring guy you’d ever meet. He’s very religious and has some of the dick ever. He gives great advice and is a good friend. He’s usually pretty tall and all of the girls love him. He is so affectionate and will never forget to tell you how beautiful you are everyday. He’s athletic and very slim. He’s very smart and does well in school which is another asset to his wonderful personality. He is destined for greatness and will always be a good friend to whoever needs one. Though once you cross him, you might as well be dead. So don’t get on his bad side. Overall, Chandler is literally perfect and is an amazing guy. Any girl would be lucky to have him.
Have you fucked Chandler? He has some good dick.
Chandler is literally the best boyfriend any girl could ask for!!
Chandler is literally the best boyfriend any girl could ask for!!
by Bigman66 March 29, 2020
Get the Chandlermug.