Chavington

n. A Chav with some degree of class or restraint, who is well aware of the fact. A Chav with a belief in class system within Yob culture, and sees him or herself as being superior. A female Chavington may sport the Croyden facelift but will tie it lower on the head, and use a clip rather than an elastic band or scrunchie. A male Chavington may sport the requisite askew baseball/truckers cap, but it will be in subdued colors, with little or no decoration. Both eschew bling. However, a Chavington is still a Chav.

Sarah and Mike have become Chavingtons since he got a better job. They are always saying this guys a yob, and that girls a slag. And they would rather get a bottle of wine and stay indoors than come to the pub.

by Seb13 February 4, 2009

chasing the donkey

To drink coffee as quickly as possible in order to get jacked up on caffeine. Donkey references Juan Valdez

John will be back at his desk in a minute he is just chasing the donkey real quick

by CheapTrixie December 5, 2014

chaingangsoldier

Chaingangsoldier is a loser at the Playstation Underground, who changes his mind every other week about what a good console is. In fact, he trades in a 360 or PS3 once a week. He is close to losing about $100,000 after trading in the consoles so many times.

Chaingangsoldier October 17 2006: PS3 Pwns all
Chaingangsoldier October 30 2006: 360 ftw
Chaingangsoldier November 15: PS3 rocks ma socks!
Chaingangsoldier December 1: Nothing beats 360

by Chaingang's parents who have lost so much money do to our whining son of 12 December 15, 2008

Rainbow Chasing

A person who is delusional and out of touch with reality. They chase dreams that they are to old or not talented enough to be chasing. Often times they refuse to grow the hell up and get a real job leaving others to have to cover/finance their bullshit. They don't realize that their is no pot of gold at the end of that rainbow they are chasing.

I really wish my 42 year old husband would give up the idea of becoming a rapper. This bitchass rainbow chasing is really starting to get on my nerves. We have bills and he needs to get a real job!

by yanayana November 15, 2009

chasing parked buses

someone with an ugly face, unattractive.

hell that girls so ugly she must enjoy chasing parked buses!

by megafun June 25, 2006

Chasing the Fun Horizon

The idea that fun is always happening at the NEXT party, and you ruin your night running after it, and not enjoying wherever you are. Evenings such as Halloween and NYE are often spent this way.

Q: What did you do for New Year's Eve?

A: Well, we went to the Promise party, then Trackmeet, etc, and moving from venue to venue, thinking the NEXT one would be the biggest good time. Chaysus. Basically we didn't stay anywhere long enough to have fun...

We were chasing the fun horizon all night. Unsurprisingly, we never reached it.

by buffycee December 30, 2009

Chasing the dragon

Smoking heroin off of a piece of tin foil. As the heroin rolls across the tin foil, the smoke moves with it and looks like a dragon. The user follows the smoke with their straw, hence "Chasing the dragon".

He's run out of needles, so he's chasing the dragon instead.

by Ye Old Prawn September 30, 2008