carbon warehousing

providing information that is blatantly untrue and shakily thought out, chatting shit, bullshit, etc

Person 1: That dude says he can score us whatever we want in 5 minuites

Person 2: No way man, that is serious carbon warehousing.

by Vyra November 3, 2009

Carbonated Hashbrown

Carbonated hashbrowns are hashbrowns which are cooked using a chemical reaction involving carbon dioxide which produces carbonates, biocarbonates, and carbonic acids. They are arguable one of the best ways to get a girl as buying carbonated hashbrowns for your girl will instantly make her fall for you.

"yo im hungry whatddya wanna eat"
"i dont know man"
"you wanna go out for carbonated hashbrowns??"
"ok"

by McChildrensDriveThru March 25, 2022

Carbon Bullets

A term used for strong cigarettes (Camel Blue 100s or Camel Yellow 100s)

Dimi: Hey, I bought a pack of Camel 100s. Do you want one?
Ivan: Thank you, but I couldn't handle your Carbon Bullets personally.

by WhiteAngel434 May 31, 2025

Gold Titanium Sulfur Titanium Carbon

When the periodic table symbols are used, this spells out autistic, originated on TikTok and is used among friends.

Are you gold titanium sulfur titanium carbon?

by abeil June 11, 2024

Carbonized

The term Baked means something to certain smokes...so if you're beyond Baked, you're Carbonized.

This is some excellent smoke, I'm baked, you? Hey, you alive? Oh yah man, I'm carbonized!

by 2old April 3, 2023

carbon guilt

resulting buyers remorse that ensues from purchasing a carbon fiber body part for an automobile that is expensive to the buyer, with the buyer soon realizing that said part has no effect on increasing performance /speed /power of said automobile.

guy1: I spent all my paycheck to install a carbon fiber hood, but i ain't seeing any difference.
guy1: Man ... i got serious carbon guilt.
guy2: Didn't I tell you to buy the Turbo Kit instead??? Dumb ass!!!

by gearbox360 October 16, 2008

Carbon Fibre Mullet

Describes people (usually male sportsmen) who think their use of the latest gear turns them into desirable sports heroes. It takes the traditional low brow mullet to a new form… still business in the front and party in the back. Just lightweights in the middle (mental arena).

Look at my new ski gear… going to shred the hills man. Yeah, right. You’re a shoe-in for Captain of the carbon fibre mullet team, loser.

by Manney November 22, 2023