When a toy has an option to add a custom sound to it and some random kid yells "FUCK" in it and you cannot change it for some reason.
by ilikekamenrider March 13, 2024
Get the custom curse wordmug. Usually a very petty person with a limited point of view and absolutely no patience. One that thinks that the express lane is only for them!
A pretentious customer is one to think it is okay to cut in front of everyone with a full cart through the speed lane because they don't want to wait in that long line over there. I'm a special snowflake.
by Linit March 29, 2017
Get the Pretentious customermug. Stupid peaces of shit that nobody cares about like most asshole customers. you have to deal with on a daily basis at work. The stupid idiots that you just want to punch in the face and choke them because they exist. Abolish these idiots.
Customer: you're a useless employee, you should be fired.
Employee: you're a useless customer that needs to get the fuck out of here and never come back.
Employee: you're a useless customer that needs to get the fuck out of here and never come back.
by Joocy gainz February 22, 2021
Get the useless customermug. by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Be Where customers Roll In Towards The Robles<.7.9.7.6.>mug. "You can stroll a store's aisles till Doomsday and never spot da item you want, but then, just as soon as you interrupt a staffperson to ask for help in locating said desirable, THAT'S when you will notice your sought-after item right off!"
While stocking up on food at a Super Walmart, I was looking for larger packages of Armour Vienna sausage so that I could save a few cents per can, but although I had thoroughly searched the surrounding areas on the shelves, I still hadn't found anything bigger than the small six-packs, so I finally asked a nearby employee if there were any of the larger packages in stock, possibly in the back room. Well, just as we were both walking back to the area of the aisle where I'd been looking, THAT'S when I finally spied the 12-packs that were sitting on the very top shelf! Guess that was a classic case of Murphy's Law of Customer-Assistance... ah, well, again, the 12-packs were indeed sitting very high up, so at least that was a plausible excuse for my not having seen them before, especially since the store usually doesn't even expect its customers to notice stuff that's placed 'way up there, anyway; that "lofty" location is merely where they store extra merchandise for replenishing the lower-down shelves when the stock there starts to run low.
by QuacksO May 14, 2019
Get the Murphy's Law of Customer-Assistancemug. Area in E16 which is crazy coz a random serial killer lived here and he chopped up dead bodies and placed em in a freezer (E16s just bad in general)
Jason: Ayo bro you ever moving Custom House
Mason: Nah bro, unless I'm signing up to get chopped up into pieces and placed in a freezer by a serial killer, I'm never moving Custom House
Mason: Nah bro, unless I'm signing up to get chopped up into pieces and placed in a freezer by a serial killer, I'm never moving Custom House
by yournansasocialreject102 January 31, 2022
Get the Custom Housemug. Ultimate custom night "Yo bro have you ever played Fnaf Ultimate custom night". "No. But it played me out of my money.
by Somefnafdudewhogotplayed.. February 6, 2022
Get the Ultimate custom nightmug.