Google Crusade

A 1-3 hour binge session of negative google reviews usually targeted at unfavorable business's.

I totally ripped the Chipotle in Westborough during one of my Google Crusades earlier, I had to warn the people if thier misdeeds!

by Tsarge781 October 22, 2018

Colon crusader

An absolute gayboy faggot that spends al their time up to their nuts in guts

Colon crusader OMFG that new dude is so far up the bosses arse the filthy colon crusading shit monkey

by Briz 69 September 7, 2019

mud crusader

Mud Crusader- a person who goes out on nearly every weekend to conquer another mud puddle a little higher up the trail from last week. The crusader uses 4 wheel drive vehicles to accomplish his mud crusade usually found in a muddy jeep, or toyota on Monday morning. Mud Crusaders are a group of like people that are usually gifted mechanics, often field fixing their vehicles in 3 feet of mud.

There goes another mud crusader, think he'll make it this time?
The car wash is banning all mud crusaders who plug his drain in the bays.

by jbbhammer June 5, 2016

crusadism

the enjoyment and pleasure people who are western chauvinists have whenever they find a case of something bad happening in the Middle East that allows them to ignore how flawed their own countries are.

John reveled in his Crusadism as he re-posted an article about Saudi Arabia executing people being barbaric. Ironically he was Texan.

by kyonkochan December 15, 2020

Truth Crusader

Troy Browning:
Founder of Axiom Truth
Social media truth evangelist
Definer of "American Psychopathy"
Truth Crusader

Truth Crusader is a cool guy. TrueBlue Troy for President!

by Truth Crusader March 5, 2025

Crusade

Absolute pussy eliminator
Can and will eat your ass in seconds
Menace to this universe
Fortnite god

“Crusade is a fucking menace”

“Ong”

by oll July 30, 2022

E Head Crusaded

A group of close friends who join a social media group supervised by online groomers and befriend these alleged groomers gather information to confirm the allegations and then post it to related servers.

One of the servers I joined a while ago was e head crusaded. I always had a gut feeling about the owners.

by pumbump April 5, 2024