krinkle your crumpet

Masturbating underwater. Usually referring to underwater female-masturbation, but not exclusive to females.

Jane spent so long krinkling her crumpet in the bath her cunt was pruney.

Don't krinkle your crumpets in the bath! I have to take showers in that tub!!!

by lyla1315 February 3, 2015

Crumpet

1)Sammyd
2) a person of little or no practical importance

That dumb fucking crumpet

by ThomasM65 December 31, 2019

Crumpet Snalls

a crumpet of snalls

it's a bunch of crumpet snalls

by Crumpet snallus April 30, 2021

Crumpet fucker

A slurr to use against the British

Get some braces you crumpet fucker

by Jack sparky October 21, 2023

porn crumpet

Originates from the band name Psychedelic Porn Crumpets. There are two likely definitions:

(a) Describes a pornographic or sexy crumpet; a crumpet that looks very appetizing
(b) A porn star. Crumpet referring to a sexy person (usually a woman)

(a) Hey Jerry can you pass me that porn crumpet?
(b) Mate, is that the porn crumpet from "Revenge of the Tentacles 3"?

by ssflss January 10, 2023

Crumpet ring

An anal stretching ring

"Mate, your sister's anal gaping pics are immense. "

"Yeah, she's been using that crumpet ring she got for Christmas off dad."

by lemlemlem May 11, 2018

Crumpet muncher

Crumpet muncher is a similar term to “curry muncher” the difference is it’s a insult to the British

“Shut the fuck up crumpet muncher”

by Ismellmymic February 20, 2021