something slut buckets do to pass their miserable, pointless hours. a time-consuming, life-wasting endeavor. often passed off as a "creative" activity. boring, stupid, kill yourself right now. (i'm kidding)
1. No, I'm sorry, I can't go to the Bob Dylan concert with you because I've gotta stay home and crochet. I'm way behind.
2. Dude, where's my crochet hook?
3. Get yo' bitch ass off da phone and back to crochetin'!
4. Oh my God, I didn't know Michael Stipe was gay. I'm gonna go home and crochet.
5. My grandmother sits outside the Cracker Barrel and crochets and yells at kids and she hates them because they're young and she remembers when she was young and how much more interesting her life was back then.
2. Dude, where's my crochet hook?
3. Get yo' bitch ass off da phone and back to crochetin'!
4. Oh my God, I didn't know Michael Stipe was gay. I'm gonna go home and crochet.
5. My grandmother sits outside the Cracker Barrel and crochets and yells at kids and she hates them because they're young and she remembers when she was young and how much more interesting her life was back then.
by M. Stewart March 24, 2003
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A person and/or being that is attracted to the shoe brand Crocs. This may seem unusual but it is quite common and is seen in 10/10 Kirishimas.
Kirishima had told Bakugou about his Croc-Kink and now he is sitting on the driveway with Fifty Shades of Crocs
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boring outdoor game which hardly has much aesthetic or artistic appeal and acceptance in developed countries like Australia, England, New Zealand etc especially after the late 90's when it started to become a religion in Indian subcontinent by sidelinning real Olympic sports that have global outreach.
boring outdoor game which hardly has much aesthetic or artistic appeal and acceptance in developed countries like Australia, England, New Zealand etc especially after the late 90's when it started to become a religion in Indian subcontinent by sidelinning real Olympic sports that have global outreach.
For people with broader exposure, watching cricshit is a severe punishment like watching Indian daily soaps or Bollywood melodramas.
by The Ugly Duckling from India February 24, 2023
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by Arthur Denmon June 11, 2008
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2. Bullshit, lies... deviations from the truth
2. Bullshit, lies... deviations from the truth
1. He's shits in a crock, rather than the much popularised toilet, and as a result he's unemployed.
2. Tony had to admit that the crock of shit he and George had just made up would probably backfire on him.
2. Tony had to admit that the crock of shit he and George had just made up would probably backfire on him.
by linkinmark October 15, 2004
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by Teh Evilz January 26, 2008
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