crispy wristy

A crispy wristy is when you are old and masturbate while having arthritis in your wrists.

Hey Jim... What did you do last night?
Nothing Neil my Arthritis is playing up... But I had a crispy wristy before bed.

by Neilbmx23 October 12, 2017

Crispy Biscuit

(N.) A very thin 🍃blunt🍃 .5g rolled for a single👽person, usually for a trip outdoors🌍

He hit that crispy biscuit🍃, held his breath💨, and unlocked the trunk🔏.

by Atlas the Kid March 14, 2021

Crispy Seaweed

Dried man/woman juice on the pubic hair region.

Jemma was going to blow Graham but he had crispy seaweed so she decided against it.

by The wankster May 24, 2011

crispy ninja

To masterbate into your hand and ejaculate, then wipe in your someones hair while they sleep.

Person 1: "You better not fall asleep tonight or you`re gonna wake up with with crispy hair."
Person 2: "Why`s that?"
Person 1: Because I'm gonna crispy ninja you."

by leeroy1398 August 26, 2013

crispy

like when you are sweating so much undreneath your armpits.

OMG krissy im super crispy because i was just running

by Natalia May 13, 2005

The Crispy Jack

When your girlfriend is tossing you off and you cum up your own arm.

"The Crispy Jack" - Oh no the exticey is to great oops its up my arm =/

by Glovehands April 20, 2009

doodoo crispy

A squalid combination of feces, toilet paper, lint, and baihr that has become intertwined creating a rice krispy-like texture that is affixed to anus by way of the baihr.

After a failed attempt at wiping my anus earlier in the day, a doodoo crispy fell out.

I ended up pulling out a doodoo crispy when I scratched my anus.

by Awsome1 March 3, 2010