country blumpkin

A country blumpkin is similar to the well known, but more boring, blumpkin except it takes place anywhere outside. The act is receiving a blowjob while dropping a deuce with the added bonus of enjoying the great outdoors. The quintessential country blumpkin would involve a cousin and a corn field.

Man, last night I got that best country blumpkin out in the corn fields.

by mgretard March 26, 2019

Country Gunny

A Country Gunny is a Gunnery Sergeant who is originally from the south and prefers riding extended cab HUMVEE's, drinking Bud Light nightly while watching football, and listening to patriotic country songs about 9/11.

Our Company Gunnery Sergeant, Gunny Cletus, is a real Country Gunny. He was listening to Toby Keith sing about 9/11 on his way to the grinder.

by DinduEnuff April 21, 2019

Country Buffet

When your cousin has not shaved in a while but you eat her out anyway.

I had a Country Buffet with Stacy the other day. It was alright .

by JimmyBufffffet April 21, 2017

country year

A period of time which seems to go by very slowly due to the lack of activity.

"I like eating at that slop house next to the bar but last Saturday it took them a Country Year to serve up a plate of fries!"

by Andyadmin August 01, 2019

quiet country

A country that is not deeply involved in world affairs, and rarely is heard about except in some cases, history. These countries are often somewhat small, weak, and dominated by strong countries nearby.

North Korea is not a quiet country. They're always making headlines with their fat faced psychopathic leader constantly threatening to nuke everyone.

Mongolia is a quiet country. People rarely hear about them outside of history class.

by Sentinel Stark July 04, 2017

Buster country

A Buster that once fought along side Buster City, also from Buster international Airways.

Hey man did you see Buster Country last night at the Buster international Airways? He said he was coming to help Buster City.

by THEREALGFLAT April 09, 2022

Country Run

A drive through the country with the sole intention of smoking marijuana. Driving while rolling a joint or blunt may or may not be considered part of the country run. Keeping the windows rolled up to keep the smoke inside the car, or to 'greenhouse' is normal. The country is considered safer than the city due to police activity. See also: Hood Run

PERSON1: "Man I'm not doing shit, you got the whip?"
PERSON2: "Yeah..."
PERSON1: "Let's go on a country run fo' sho!"
PERSON2: "No herb..."
PERSON1: "I gotch you!"
PERSON2: "Well let's do this!"

by Super__Villain February 11, 2010