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corp paint

Corp paint, or corppaint is a fake and excessive style of makeup, used mainly by corporations' marketing and PR agencies during commercials and expected to be worn daily by employees in general. The makeup is used mainly to make employees appear superhuman and perfect in an average and plastic sort of way, much like the products they produce.
1. "did you just see that commercial with the happy white family? I think they really overdid the corppaint- even the dog looked like he was done up in it.

2. Before Justin bieber and Niki Menaj took the stage together, they sat in the back rooms while their corppaint was applied.

3. The CEO stood on the podium in front of hundreds of his top-level staff and media people for the annual conference in the bahamas resort, the stress in his tired and old face masked by his corp paint.

4. The woman at the counter stared at me from under her corp-painted face and said: "we have a zero-refund policy, you'll have to speak to my manager about that."
by kidneyswap April 7, 2013
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Corp Callum

The deity of a certain nightclub in Sheffield, England.
Known to cause all women in a nearby radius to instantly orgasm from his impeccable dance moves.
Has been known to work his magin on unsuspecting minors.
Girl A) Did you see the moves on that guy, he really is making me wet.
Girl B) That's Corp Callum, don't fall under his spell you're only 17 until next month!!
by ItsHCS July 28, 2023
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U.S. Marine Corps Conservation Law Enforcement and Land and Wildlife Resources.

South Carolina District Employee as Jasper, Soil and Water Conservation. SC Dept of Natural Resources. Director of the Maintenance/Groundkeeper.

In the state of South Carolina. Cadet First Lieutenant, 4YRS, USMC. In state of the South Carolina — Blue Heron Nature Center/Keep Jasper County Beautiful

City of Ridgeland, County of Jasper, State of South Carolina and City of Hardeeville, Town of Robertville, South Carolina, USA.
U.S. Marine Corps Conservation Law Enforcement and Land and Wildlife Resources. of the civilian military, South Carolina Dept of Natural Resources. For South Carolina Game Wardens for the Wildlife Conservation Officer Cadet.
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Corp

Corp is an individual in a force require to perform special function
Joe is a Corp member
by Atoke September 23, 2021
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Springfield Heroin Corps

The Springfield Heroin Corps is a paramilitary branch consisting of 69 heroin addicted men and women hailing from the Springfield area.
Huns slabbering? Get the Springfield Heroin Corps
by Ron McNeill April 21, 2021
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c corp

Something mentally disabled people put at the end of their messages to signal they want to participate in a passionate sexual intercourse.

Hello TNF community.
I like putting hotdogs covered with oil between my hairy buns

c corp
by IGobbleUp12InchDildos June 18, 2024
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T corp

stupid fucking time tax corp
t corp or timetrack corp is a tax collecting corp based on project moon games
*door knocks*
guy 1:hey how may i help you
t corp collector: pay your taxes nigga
by 𓂺 March 28, 2025
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