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chris

a tall, skinny, big dick having pimp. will beat fuck up another pimp for talking to his bitches
damn, that fly mother fucker must be a chris!
by chris the facebook pimp February 12, 2010
mugGet the chrismug.

Chri

A variation of stev slang, originates from old nintendo games that only allow four letters to be entered for a name, which also makes for extreme prejudice for people whose names are longer then 4 letters (AKA chris and steve)
Chri has done well in defeating the Demon Knight.
by Steve January 23, 2004
mugGet the Chrimug.

chris

tall light skinned boy that has a nice personality but a smart ass mouth. he usually loves to dance but he cant dance worth shit
hell naw i dnt wanna dance wit that boy hes a chris
by sexy female jazzy fiz April 28, 2009
mugGet the chrismug.

Chris

a guy obsessed with shiny objects that cause pain like swords, knives, throwing stars and various weapons. likes everything that's weird and is totally into goth music. likes girls who are just like him. great in bed. gives huge orgasms. usually has no guy friends at all just girls as he tends to be a manwhore.
"my gf is over there, but you can call me chris"
by Nik55 January 7, 2009
mugGet the Chrismug.

Chris

Someone that you love with all your heart but gives you the most rancid case of diarrhea at the same time. Great in bed and the mere thought of him or hearing his voice will have you sitting in puddles.

Knows that you love him....and uses it to his advantage. Usually for sex or some other favor that will require little or no effort on his part.

Says the most derogatory things to hurt your feelings and drive you away....and you know you should turn your back and go....but your feet won't move.

Will not reveal his true emotions to you (his defense mechanism)...he can love you to death but will push you away (even if he has no valid reason or right) before he lets you get too close.
Damn, you saw Chris??? I already know...
by MissCiCi November 26, 2010
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chris

he will tell u he loves u and mean everything. however he is also telling other girls this. he can be very loving but it is always to more than one person. do not fall for a chris he will fuck ur life over. he is worse than someone w their name beginning w a J x
chris: i love you so much and i am mad about u

also chris: *sends that to 10 other girls*
by sensitive hoe December 27, 2019
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Chris

Assholes who use you every chance they get.When someone asks “who hurt you?” It was almost always a Chris.They are man whores.They use girls for sex.they look like shaggy from scooby doo.
Friend:who’s that ugly crusty short ass guy over there

Friend2: Oh that’s the town man whore Chris
by highbythe505 March 1, 2020
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