chelsea tractor

noun, a large 4 wheel drive vehicle, driven in cities for ordinary, day to day purposes. eg, Land Rover, BMX X5, etc..

environmentalist: those wankers in their chelsea tractors are destroying the environment.

politician: fuck off.

by master ace October 23, 2005

chelsea fan

Self proclaimed 'fans' who have only started watching Chelsea since 2003.

'Loyal and proud Chelsea fan, since 2003.'

by Bradenov Logić October 7, 2015

Chelsea FC

A professional Premier League club positioned in London, the home team color is blue. A successful team. Their fans are some of the most cockiest people on earth.

I respect Chelsea FC but many of their fans are disgusting.

by 。 July 29, 2020

Chelsea Dagger

A pun on "Britney Spears" used by a Burlesque dancer, and the inspiration for the smash Fratellis hit of the same name.

"Chelsea Dagger is a cracking tune!"

by solarhippie July 9, 2009

Chelsea Fc

Contrary to popular belief, are actually the first team to field an all foreign starting 11 in the premier league. look it up!!

all foreing squad however--that was arsenal

chelsea fan- arsenal are a bunch of jonny-foreigners!the're the first team to field an all foreign starting 11.

arsenal fan- actually, chelsea fc fielded a foreign starting 11 against southhampton in 1999, some six years before arsenal.

by jonnyearl April 29, 2008

Chelsea Grin

A Chelsea Grin (also known as a Chelsea Smile or a Glasgow Grin) is an act popular among British gangs which involves making a cut from the side of someones mouth all the way up to their ear. Due to the cut, it appears as if the victim is smiling. Thought to have originated from Glaswegian criminals but became popular among British football hooligan firms, in particular the Chelsea Headhunters.

Dennis: Let's give this cunt a Chelsea Grin!

Darren: Yeah alright, we can use the knife my mother got me for my birthday.

Cunt: Please, no, not the Chelsea Grin, anything but the notorious Chelsea Grin!

by badboyCHANCE October 30, 2012

Chelsea reid

A short girl who spends too much money at ishka and works at kfc. What a loser who works at kfc.

I wish I worked at kfc like Chelsea reid

by Your biggest fan January 21, 2018