chapped pole

When walking around Poland, seeing a man with assless biker chaps and a leather police hat.

That chapped pole is going to destroy that hotel room.

by Lumbergfuckedher October 6, 2017

chap-dick

the sexual act of putting chapstick on one's penis and then having himself or a partner sucking it off.

Kory: Dude I totally made that Katie chick give me strawberry chap-dick

Jake: She liked the taste of your strawberry chap dick

by squibbles_doomypants June 13, 2011

Get chapped

Get chapped meaning to be trolled or let down by a friend.

Paul, "Hey guys can someone pick me up tomorrow"
Conor, "sure friend"
Doesn't pick his friend up and leaves him waiting.

Conor then texts Paul knowing well that he was never going to pick him up and leaves him a text message saying, "get chapped... Cunt. Lol"

by Ginkel June 15, 2022

Chaps with cracks

The background is me n my mate.
A male with a pussy and he could have female reproductive organs.

person 1 "your a nob"
person 2 "well your dads/mum is a chap wid a crack"

by Ben n brook December 11, 2004

chaps eye

the pee hole of your manhood

look how far the cum shoots from my chaps eye

by Chris K March 12, 2004

Big Chap

A killer hermit crab with a skull for a shell, some legends say it could take down ships... Oh you think I'm talking about like a pirate ship? No! I'm talking this boi was one of the few who came to their senses and killed any stupid ships people made! Duh!

"If you keep shipping Patrick and SpongeBob Big Chap will come for your ass!"

by TheLaughingRaptor June 28, 2018

chapping ass

Lagging; annoying; getting on your nerves

Dude, your really chapping ass... Get it together

by shubosky March 18, 2015