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Aysia Castro

Aysia Castro is a smart human being but can be very retarded in ways no one can comprehend. She is excellent in math but lacks in reading. She is innocent but can be a freak at times. She comes off as a mean and rude person but In reality has a very kind heart. She falls in love very easily and will give her heart and loyalty.
Wow she’s such a Aysia Castro
by Randle Simmons May 30, 2019
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Edwin Castro

The winner of the historic $2.04 billion Powerball jackpot
Edwin Castro took the lump-sum cash payment of $997.6 million, just a little bit shy from $1 billion.
by mrlyndonb40 October 21, 2023
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Castro's Lap Dog

When a bastard son with a shitty accent and gay haircut tries to turn a democracy into Communist country whilst hiding behind a pandemic and his door.
Hey look over there, isn't that Trued... Nevermind. That's Castro's Lap Dog.
by Indifferent justice March 21, 2022
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Noah Castro

A person who has social problems and can't talk to girls. He most likely owns a Christian Minecraft server and says cussing is bad. He says things like "I cant believe I'm friends with a non Christian" and laughs at words like balls or deez nuts. He probably has more chromosomes than a normal person and he thinks having more is better. He has an awful reaction time and is pretty sped.
Person: Hey Noah Castro Catch the ball
Noah Castro: B-a-a- l- Oh no I messes up the spelling *proceeds to get hit in the face*
by 4bigguys December 8, 2021
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Phillip Castro

Sexy male with luscious dreads or braids.
Best athlete
Gets plenty of girls
Incredibly smart
Girl: My new boyfriend is a sexy, fast, strong, intelligent girl magnet

Bestfriend: Bet his name is Phillip Castro!
Girl: How did you know

Bestfriend: It’s obvious!!
by NightFlyer66 February 22, 2019
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Castro Valley

A place for rich asians who dont care about value, wanna be gansters, white people, and more. People know eachother there, and it is genuinely crowded, because it’s a small city
Person for Castro Valley: AYE CASTRO VALLEY IS DA TOUGHEST CITY OUT HER- Person from East Oakland: SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH!!
by SimonSaysOfficial January 4, 2021
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