The horrible feeling after a majestic bowel movement where you feel like your butthole is on fire, with no relief besides the gradual passing of time. The pain can sometimes be abated by either remaining on the toilet or walking bow-legged.
"Wes, you're walking bow-legged and you look so distressed. Is everything okay?"
"Dude, I just dropped the biggest log and I've got some serious Sore Butthole Syndrome (SBS). I feel like someone put a match to my sphincter."
"Dude, I just dropped the biggest log and I've got some serious Sore Butthole Syndrome (SBS). I feel like someone put a match to my sphincter."
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1. Any group of people that generally lack talent, humor, modesty, intelligence, or any related qualities of otherwise normal people.
2. Used as a slightly less meaningful but more conversationally appropriate term for assholes.
3. The holes in butts.
2. Used as a slightly less meaningful but more conversationally appropriate term for assholes.
3. The holes in butts.
I was looking for a good boulder for Dinosaur Sex in the woods when some buttholes were blasting Counting Crows on their radio. I pushed my ear-buttons to keep out the wretched garbage-noise.
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Get the buttholes mug.All these diffinitions are incorrect really, The band 'The butthole surfers' actually used this as their name because of all the things people would associate with it. What it actually means is when someone is running along and fall on their ass and slide on the grass. That is butthole surfing.
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Get the Butthole Embargo mug.Another name for a bagel, a traditional Jewish baked good. Named so because of it's visual similarity to a butthole.
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