Braden

someone who loves little kids

you are such a braden

by David Alahkbar May 11, 2025

Braden

Braden is the type of guy who will suck your penis when you broke up with madalyn last Saturday night. And Bradens tend to walk like a disabled dog, and make disable dog noises. If you find a Braden, tickle his Donahue neck and he will pass out from penis purple syndrome.

Hi Braden, dont be scared. I'm just going to tickle your Donahue neck.

by Madalyns pepperoni titanic tit December 5, 2019

Braden

One sexy ass motherfucker

Braden is one sexy ass motherfucker

by welchies September 26, 2021

Braden

the hottest mf every

- written by a braden

by bradenxsw October 7, 2021

braden

eats subway all the time. his snapchat is pretty much a subway sponsor. he’s always a bitch. he thinks he’s cool but he really isn’t.

girl: guess who I saw at subway AGAIN
boy: let me guess. BRADEN🙄

by i don’t fucking like braden November 7, 2018

Braden White

Braden White is an interesting cracker (usually a white man) with a great hairline, Handsome, and huge calves for no reason. Cole is his opp. - Kyle robins boyfriend

Braden white is married to kyle robins boyfriend

by GooberYoodleCHoober March 1, 2024

Braden Durham

Very athletic, oddly short only like 5'3", but always have a milf for a mom.

That's definitely a Braden Durham you can just tell

by TheGoose4 April 20, 2019