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Boulder punching asshole

1. Chris Redfield in the latest release of the Resident Evil/Biohazard series Resident Evil Village.
2. Someone Karl Heisenberg wants to murder.
Karl Heisenberg after his factory is blown up during his boss battle: "I'm going to murder that boulder punching asshole."
by Idkdudejustgowithit September 1, 2023
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Boulder high

The place to go if you like doing hard drugs at lunch. Just make sure you avoid the cameras or Hobbs might make a move on you. No where else would you be walking on a field trip with your teacher by the creek and see your class mate hitting the bong. Senior ditch day the day after Halloween, and on st Patrick’s, and 420. The bathrooms the ‘vape rooms’ and your teacher asks you how your 420 was. You walk in, the friendly face of your teacher greets you, all of you. At least the students can get teachers coffee from the nearby gas station to redeem their long bathroom breaks!
I have a sibling at boulder high who gave the me the tea on boulder.
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Boulder

A gigantic rock, typically used in combat to crush the enemy back in September 7th, 2011- July 21st, 2020.
Herodotus: And as I was saying, all major battles in history were won by throwing giant boulder's down a hill.
by fwgwgwg March 13, 2023
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Boulder Boobies

When a person boobs are so stone hard it could crush anything
"Hey, Daniel has some mighty BOULDER BOOBIES"
"Yeah.. I could tell with half of your face gone... "
by Surfmad February 6, 2022
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climb boulders

a way to tell someone you aren't doing something they ask OR telling someone to go fuck off and get away from you, essentially another way of telling someone to go kick rocks.
timmy: yo johnny how bout you stop by kwikmart and get me a sixer of miller lite before you go to danielles?
johnny: uhh how bout you go climb some boulders.

Mom: hey son can you do your laundry and clean the dishes since i let you live here for free
Son: go climb boulders bitch
by danny_boi November 20, 2007
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Boulders

Important, a big deal

Antonym of “pebbles”
Guy 1: This essay is not that important
Guy 2: No dude, this shit is boulders
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Boulder Highway Swamp Cooler

On a hot day, when sweat has accumulated down your ass crack, you drop your pants slightly and have someone blow air straight down your cheeks causing an evaporative cooler effect resulting an immediate drop in body temperature.
Tom was getting close to having a heat stroke so he had Tammy hook him up with a Boulder Highway Swamp Cooler to cool him off.
by John Baggins June 18, 2022
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