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US-Canadian Border

Border between the North American nations of Canada and the USA. Easily traversed if you are a Canadian or American citizen, less so if you are from any other country (including EU or Commonwealth nations).
Be prepared to pay $6 dollars to enter the United States from Canada (entering Canada is free). The fee CANNOT be paid by credit or debit card or with Canadian dollars, nor is there anywhere nearby from which American money can be withdrawn in most cases. Also, be prepared to fill out a ridiculous immigration card which asks you questions including "Were you in any way involved in the Nazi regime in Germany between the years 1939-1945" despite the fact your passport clearly states that you were born in the late 1980's.
Generally, expect to be treated with far more suspicion by the American border guards than the Canadians. If you are planning to stay in the USA longer than a few days, you may be required to provide proof that you have the money to fund your trip so they are satisfied you won't try to work in their country, since they seem convinced anywhere outside North American is some kind of God forsaken war torn hell hole.
When I was crossing the US-Canadian Border I had to pay $6 for the privilege of filling that stupid green piece of card they give you, then convince them that I didn't need to work in their country to send money home to feed my family since I'm from Britain, not Yemen.
by LondonUK March 6, 2008
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GOING DOWN SOUTH OF THE BORDER

MEANING- THE ACT OF GOING DOWN AND EATING OUT HE/SHE PUSSY OR SUCKING DICK
"GOING DOWN SOUTH OF THE BORDER"
MICHAEL-i ask someone to go south of hte border on me "they laughed in my face
by DANYELLE KING October 18, 2008
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Crossing the Danish Border

To switch change sexual preferences from any category or sub-category to something new.
Dan just crossed the Danish border when he went home with that girl. He has been gay for years.

Alice freely moves about the Danish border.

Eric: I am crossing the Danish border tonight - that guy's body is just too hot to pass up.
by Bordercrosser June 14, 2014
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Mexicans Over The Border

A card game
The rules:

1. The black cards are Mexicans. Each card is worth a specific number of points.

2-10=self explanatory.
K, Q, J= 10 pts.
A= Drug packets.
2. Red cards are border patrol. They subtract from your score. same story applies for points.
3.Each player is dealt a hand of 5 cards. They have the opportunity to disctrd up to 4 cards in exchange for new ones from the deck.
4. Each player adds up their points/ drug packets.
5. Hands continue until one player has 100 mexicans and 10 drug packets.
"What are we going to do?"
"Let's play a wholesome game of Mexicans Over the Border!!!!1111!!!"
by jewsusgod October 30, 2009
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crossing the border

When a man's cum drips out of a women's pussy and ends up in her asscrack.
When I was finished fucking this slam pig, she laid there as my jizz was crossing the border.
by Dradran August 6, 2013
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Canadian Border Patrol

This hilariously tragic sex prank is achieved through the following: You begin normally having sex, you then tell her to get on all fours (Doggystyle), all the while covertly aiming her towards a window, immediately after, your friend will come and switch places with you. Then, you will calmly walk past the window, then turn and wave at your misguided partner.
Dude: OMG MAN, MEMBER THAT BITCH JULY?
Guy: Yeah...?
Dude: Me and Man totally pulled a Canadian Border Patrol on her.
Guy: Dude... you're fucked up... In a funny kinda way!
*High five*
by Cpt. Dan May 5, 2008
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south of the border

Area in Great Britain - England
Area in England - South London
England is South of The Border to Scotland

South London is South of The Border to the Wankers in North London.
by dannybutcher June 7, 2005
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