Golden Booger

noun.

An award for being the most boring. Like a Golden Globe, only much less entertaining.

So named for the anonymous little kid we've all seen who picks their nose when faced with a situation of sheer boredom.

"That history lecture deserved a Golden Booger."

by ninde January 17, 2008

boogers and cum

The Yelper Special! Basically what you give to any Yelpers reviewing your restaurant.

Guy: do you want to go to that restaurant that just opened up?
Friend (who is a Yelper): no thanks, it didn't taste good when I reviewed it
Guy: well did you tell them you are a Yelper?
Friend: yes?
Guy: then they gave you boogers and cum

by drivingmorans123 June 23, 2021

bong booger

When a small wet clump of weed falls out of your waterbong wet and lands on you, it then becomes a bong booger.

Holy Christ, I thought you had a slimy booger on your arm, but it's just a bong booger! (14:11 Mongolian)

by Biggalo January 12, 2008

Wooly Booger

redneck

A person who is one evolutionary step lower than a redneck. Ex: A redneck throws his used couch in a roadside ditch. A wooly booger comes and picks it up.

by Chloe North September 28, 2008

booger nugget

A chunk of snot. It could be somewhat soft but is at least dry and firm enough to form a discrete piece that could be flicked from one's finger.

My nose was really bothering me until I picked that big booger nugget out.

by gnuosphere June 30, 2011

mouse boogers

Compressed dust and grime that builds up on the rollers in an old-style ball mouse, frequently causing the mouse to perform less than optimally. One must usually scrape the material off the rollers with one's fingernail.

Hold on, my pointer's jumping all over the place... I've got a serious case of mouse boogers here.

by The 2-Belo September 12, 2003

Snow Booger

The snow that accumulates behind of the tires of a car.

Hey, kick that snow booger off my tire!

by Whaaaa?!27 January 13, 2011