Boobies

1: The squishy, gelatinous, beautiful, almost liquid-like area on the female. Usally located on the chest. Range from small to large. Also known as breasts.

Sizes.

Meh
( )( )

Okay
( .)(. )

Good
( . )( . )

Really Good
( . )( . )

Exellent
( . )( . )

Amazing

/ Y \
( . I . )

Magnificent

/ Y \

( o I o )

Perfection/fake

/ Y \
( O I O )

2: A flock of blue faced birds

Love me some boobies.

by ThatGuy(-_-) March 26, 2017

boobers

Haha boobers

Spooky comes up to you and says "haha boobers" and walks away

by Spooky once said October 16, 2021

blue boobies

When a guy squeezes, pinches, and rubs your nipples to turn you on and then stops and leaves your nipples sensitive and feeling very horny.

Woman: why do you always pinches my nipples and then stop. It leaves my so horny and all I want to do is mount you
Man: its because your nipples are so hard!
Women:it gives me blue boobies!

by tinlizzie April 23, 2014

soapy boobies

Best thing in the world

Man I just love soapy boobies

by Soapy boobie lover December 17, 2020

anime boobies

the only reason to live

"id kms and be dead if anime boobies didnt exist"

by strawberry.gashes March 5, 2022

rent-a-boobies

A bra or bra additives that cause a girl's breasts to appear a size or two larger than they actually are.

Also a much cheaper and less permanent version of fake titties.

guy 1:Yeah, her tits looked great, until I got her naked and saw she was just wearing rent-a-boobies!

guy 2: Snap! false advertising!

guy 1: plus her bra weighed about five pounds from all the padding!

by lingling4canada February 8, 2010

the tao of boobies

a way of life centered around the obsession, pursuit and worship of bountiful beautiful naked breasts, literally the way of the breasts

there is much truth in the tao of boobies, for a perky breast can inspire poets

by the tao of boobs May 25, 2010