"I bought my daughter the Yearbook; £25!!! I almost had a nose bleed!"
or
A: "Dad, could I borrow £25 for the school's Yearbook?
B: "Arg, nose bleed!"
or
A: "Dad, could I borrow £25 for the school's Yearbook?
B: "Arg, nose bleed!"
by everyoneelseinthisthreadsucks June 13, 2008

by J-Beize April 30, 2009

A synonym for smoking weed
by Lil dev December 14, 2019

"I cried watching a commercial for a Disney movie last night. I hate being on the bleed."
"Dude. Please let me crash at your house. Sally's on the bleed and I fear for my life."
"Dude. Please let me crash at your house. Sally's on the bleed and I fear for my life."
by Beth March 3, 2005

"anal bleed" The term used for someone whom is a drain upon society/germ. A peasant of such non desirable form that they're resemblance is that of claret from the sphincter.
anal bleed peasant grub idiot low dog
anal bleed peasant grub idiot low dog
"That guy is an anal bleed... he got kicked out for biting the security"
anal bleed peasant grub idiot low dog
anal bleed peasant grub idiot low dog
by Banjo84 June 3, 2016

by PhillyOffend June 11, 2015
