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Nose bleed

A phrase used to emphasise one's disbelief at stupidly high prices.
"I bought my daughter the Yearbook; £25!!! I almost had a nose bleed!"

or

A: "Dad, could I borrow £25 for the school's Yearbook?
B: "Arg, nose bleed!"
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Bleeding Kansas

A girl draining her period blood into another person's mouth.
After accidentally recieving a Bleeding Kansas from Amanda, Fransisco went on a killing spree.
by J-Beize April 30, 2009
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Bleeding green

Friend one 1: hey man whatchu up too
Friend 2: Just bleeding green
by Lil dev December 14, 2019
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on the bleed

a term to indicate when a woman is menstruating.
"I cried watching a commercial for a Disney movie last night. I hate being on the bleed."

"Dude. Please let me crash at your house. Sally's on the bleed and I fear for my life."
by Beth March 3, 2005
mugGet the on the bleedmug.

anal bleed

"anal bleed" The term used for someone whom is a drain upon society/germ. A peasant of such non desirable form that they're resemblance is that of claret from the sphincter.

anal bleed peasant grub idiot low dog
"That guy is an anal bleed... he got kicked out for biting the security"
anal bleed peasant grub idiot low dog
by Banjo84 June 3, 2016
mugGet the anal bleedmug.

Bleed ice

To maintain distance in romantic relationships; to bounce back from break-ups quickly
Liz was torn up after Keith dumped her--girl needs to learn to bleed ice.
by PhillyOffend June 11, 2015
mugGet the Bleed icemug.

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