Merry Christmas ⛄🎁❄ all you mistleHOES!! 💏🌿 I'm tryna be on that 🙈 good ish 🔯 but it's the 🙌 holla-day eve 🎄 and u best BELIEVE ✝⛪ it's bouta b 🌟 LITTY 🕎 Did u put dat ass 🍑 on the fat man's lap?! 🎅😏 or were you a naughty 😈 little elf this year??? 😝 Either way he's got a BIG 😍 package 🎁 for you to unwrap 👅🍆💦 Send 📲💕🔊 this text 🔔 to 5⃣ holly jolly ♥💚 hoes 😇 if you want their christmas 🎄 to sleigh!! 💁💅 If not ur stocking 🙀 won't get stuffed 💦💦 until next year!! ➡📆 If you get 🔟 back 📩⏪ you're santa's little slut! 😝😻🙌
by ⚠️💘😋😋🥰🎄 December 21, 2021
by Tired old biddy December 01, 2021
This is the best person in the world to you. Most are named Hannah and are extremely funny. They are likable but watch out, you may just fall in love with her
by Iamsosorryhannah December 15, 2013
by Big JJ May 30, 2006
the guy with wind whippin' through his crack like croutons on a grill. he's a card carrying member of the fierce "east side one-downers" and has been quoted as saying things like:
yeeee-O!
whatup?
whatchu-got?
whatchu-need?
boo-loo-loo
tika-POWPOW
and more.
oh yes, rice? he like rice.
yeeee-O!
whatup?
whatchu-got?
whatchu-need?
boo-loo-loo
tika-POWPOW
and more.
oh yes, rice? he like rice.
by sinister finister January 23, 2005
a hott peice of ass with small boobs. they still are a great lay but you have to over look the fact that you could have landed a fat cick with DD's or you could fuck the iddy biddy with a cups
"dude i fucked this hott biddy last nite"
"i bet she was an iddy biddy you cunt wrnagling bitch!hahhaha!"
"yup"
"i bet she was an iddy biddy you cunt wrnagling bitch!hahhaha!"
"yup"
by Xndr August 10, 2006