because fuck you

another way of saying "because I felt like it"
Usually used when describing something that could've been done more practically.

I disconnected the natural gas input from my stove and lit it on fire because fuck you.

I needed to walk five blocks to the library, so I stood on the back of a semi-truck going the same direction because fuck you.

by Herpderpdederp October 27, 2012

Becca

Diva, one classy bitch

That girl is such a becca

by divachick511 December 16, 2013

You can't fire me because I quit syndrome

The inability to accept the inevitable or obvious after an event has already happened.

Boss: You're fired!
Loser: You can't fire me, because I QUIT!
Boss: I don't know what you're quitting- I already fired you.
Loser: I QUIT, ya hear?! QUIT!!
Boss (to Secretary): Barbara, call security. We've got another case of "You can't fire me because I quit syndrome"

by Sir Andrew May 20, 2007

Glen Beck

A raging alcoholic, Morman convert, drug addict, drama queen, cry baby and disgrace to Mount Vernon, Washington. Mr. Beck apparently blew both Bill O'Reilly and Rupert Murdoch to obtain a Fox news time slot. Likes to take it in the ass from Ann Coulter.

"Oh, Ann. It will never fit!" said Glen Beck with an adventurous tone in his voice.

by murdercycle March 31, 2009

beck

A very talented musician. Uses lots of spanish and random sound effects. My favorite song, E-Pro. My second favorite, Where It's At. Also the mysterious song "Girl" which nobody knows the real refrain lyrics to. In the liner notes it says "Hey my ... girl" Thanks a lot Beck. People think that it could be: sun-eyed, summer, cyanide, cyan eyed, sinner, etc. I think it's cyan eyed or cyanide.

Odelay and Guero are great albums.

Beck is cool. He's only 5'7" but he's cool.

by bowser724 September 20, 2005

because

The most terrible of motives and the most unanswerable of responses

Homosexual male: "Why did you call me a faggot"

Young hooligan: "..because."

by vvhatsernameyourface January 23, 2009

Becca

Short for Rebecca. A very loving person. She's athletic, and is always doing crazy things with her body everyone thought was impossible. She can be annoying sometimes, but also super funny. She is amazingly gorgeous, with blonde hair and blue eyes. She's also really smart, but doesn't always know it. She tends to listen to what others say about her, instead of thinking for herself. She is very fragile, and can get her heart broken easily. But make sure never to be the one to break her heart because she always has someone there for her, and they WILL HURT YOU. She also makes friends very easily, and gets excited about silly things. She really clumsy ,and looks up to just about anyone for advice. If you know a Becca you're a really lucky person.

Person: "Becca, what the heck are you doing over there?"
Becca: "Trying to see if I can put my whole foot in my mouth. What about you?"

by callmevannah October 19, 2014