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Bathroom Broadband

The laying of a long brown cable in the toilet bowl
Girlfriend: 'you spent ages in the bathroom, what were you doing?'

You: 'Just laying the bathroom broadband'
by Supersonic- November 14, 2009
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bathroom squad

A group of girls that hide from the male species. Most commonly found in bathrooms after embarrassing moments talking about rumors spread around.
OMG! Did you see what just happened. There is most definetly a bathroom squad conversing right now.
by rebels.without.a.cause November 30, 2015
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school bathrooms

1. the closest thing you can get to a war-torn third-world country in suburban midwestern america, with such features as
-shit in the urinal
-piss puddles on the floor
-some whore giving head in the disabled stall... how ironic
-some great "modern art" (dicks and other private parts) on the walls, drawn by such great artists as the guy who eats his boogers in 7th period and the wigger in the back of your biology class
-the wafting smell of swamp ass and unflushed shit that, on hot days, flows outside of the bathrooms and into the halls
-sinks with a broken soap dispenser and those fuckin air hand dryer things that are like as loud as a damn slayer concert but give as much air as a broken box fan
-a ton of kids vaping, likely a cover-up until after school, when they likely engage in homosexual intercourse in the bathroom... now it's quite obvious why there's dicks drawn on the walls.

2. a huge insult you can give someone, someone who tends to smell bad and/or just be a shitty person in general.
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1. I really had to piss during algebra so when the ball rang i ran to one of the school bathrooms... needless to say, I don't think i'll ever piss or shit till the day I die

2. Brenda is totally a school bathroom, she smells like moldy cooch and fucks all of the junior varsity football team, what a fucking whore!!
by Punchy_207 May 16, 2022
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The Albanian Bathroom

A bathroom that does not have a toilet or a sink but is still in use.
"Hey Akhbar, make sure to clean up the Albanian Bathroom when you are done."
by hatzi2k November 13, 2009
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bathroom bandit

Someone who secretly destroys your bathroom after a night of excessive drinking.
Jodi: "Wow Sanj really messed up our bathroom"
Ashley: "Ya he's a real bathroom bandit!"
by smashley2121 March 15, 2010
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public bathroom

SMELLS LIKE TOTAL SHIT!!!!!
(Worse than hell)
Gaad Daim, it smellz liek yur mohmma in hear!
by I luv dubya March 5, 2005
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bathroom runners

People who run to the bathroom at a stip club minutes before strippers come out for the feature dance. This is done so customers can avoid having to turn down stippers for the lap dance.
The DJ announced that after the next song they were going to have the feature dance for 45 dollars. I saw about 4 bathroom runners. Those stippers are aggressive and they get an attitude when you say you don't want a dance from them. I can understand why this place has so many bathroom runners .
by Crammy January 6, 2008
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