Bathroom Broadband

The laying of a long brown cable in the toilet bowl

Girlfriend: 'you spent ages in the bathroom, what were you doing?'

You: 'Just laying the bathroom broadband'

by Supersonic- November 14, 2009

tagging the Bathroom

Similar to how dogs tag a tree or fire hydrant....

in humans, it's an act of vandalism where someone (primarily males) will urinate all over a bathroom.
Doorknob, sink, toilet, paper products... EVERYTHING!!! And it's super gross, bc the staff of the establishment has to clean it up.

That dude was so pissed he didn't get a discount on his nachos that he tried tagging the bathroom.... there's piss everywhere!

by the class clown April 8, 2013

Paul's Bathroom

The flatmate's bathroom where one is wont to lay a hefty steaming log when getting caught short in female company and not wanting her to hear the inevitable thunder and splashdown.

I want to do a poo, I want to do a poo in Paul's bathroom.

Sorry love, I'm gonna have to go to Paul's bathroom for this one as it's gonna stink.

by TMISv2.0 July 27, 2009

bathroom bandit

Someone who secretly destroys your bathroom after a night of excessive drinking.

Jodi: "Wow Sanj really messed up our bathroom"
Ashley: "Ya he's a real bathroom bandit!"

by smashley2121 March 15, 2010

The Albanian Bathroom

A bathroom that does not have a toilet or a sink but is still in use.

"Hey Akhbar, make sure to clean up the Albanian Bathroom when you are done."

by hatzi2k November 13, 2009

public bathroom

SMELLS LIKE TOTAL SHIT!!!!!
(Worse than hell)

Gaad Daim, it smellz liek yur mohmma in hear!

by I luv dubya March 5, 2005

bathroom lips

(noun)-directed towards someone sucks cock on a regular basis.

Lisa told me I had bedroom eyes, and I told her she had bathroom lips because she has herpes around her mouth.

by Joker321 May 25, 2008