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bachelor bidet

When someone uses a shower as a bidet when there is no toilet paper available or someone is too lazy to buy toilet paper.
I ran out of toilet paper, so I jumped in the bachelor bidet to clean myself.
by Micro Mage March 13, 2020
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Bachelor' Manners

One who is so used to living alone, that they leave the door open, while engaging in bodily functions.
I went over to John's place and he entered the bathroom to relive himself and neglected to close the door. He obviously had Bachelor' Manners.
by Buffy/Fluffy October 16, 2011
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Gentleman Bachelor

Another word for a gay man. Especially one that stays a bachelor to “focus on work.” He may or may not have a close “coworker.”
“Why did Uncle Billy bring his friend Larry to the family reunion?”
Uncle Billy is a gentleman bachelor.”
by izaruru May 30, 2023
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Bachelor's flooring

When a single man jacks off continuously, but ejaculates onto the carpet beside his bed. It turns the carpet into a hard floor in that spot over time.
Drew: Hey, have you been to Luke's new place yet?
Haddon: Yeah, don't go into his bedroom though, he's got bachelor's flooring in there
by Tokaiya June 19, 2023
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Bachelor Winter

When one breaks up with his girl and she takes all the stuff.
Person 1: What happened to your bedframe, desk, mirror couch, and coffee table?
Person 2: I broke up with my girl and she took all my stuff man.
Person 1: Ah, another Bachelor Winter
by TheGman33 January 23, 2023
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Eternal Bachelorism

The position of deliberate choice to avoid committing to long-term romantic relationships based on the belief that prolonged involvement of such often results in a substantial decrease in overall well-being.
The man had chosen to refrain from relationships, declaring himself to subscribe to the idea known as Eternal Bachelorism.
by Bias in Birth January 15, 2024
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golden bachelor

In Chinese society and that single men reaching a certain age will often be labeled as either "golden bachelors", specifically over the age of 30.
Ohh bro! How old are you?
I’m 35.
And you’re still single! Praise the golden bachelor
by DeKKa Mill July 19, 2023
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