close minded blame

When you blame something because you don’t understand what the problem is, and you try to find a quick solution.

Person A: Get off that website!
Person B: Why?
Person A: Because that website is giving us viruses!
Person B: But the computer is old.
Person A: I don’t want to hear your excuses!
Person B: Don’t make a close minded blame.

by ChameleonDragon June 1, 2018

Blame

The antithesis of "Credit"

Hym "If I set a rake outside of your door. Who is to blame if you step on it and bash your face? You stepped on it. You're the one who got hurt but it wouldn't have happened if I hadn't put it there. If I write a soliloquy and someone else builds a movie around it; who deserves the credit? The people who wrote all of the general themes and the soliloquy or the person who stepped on the rake? This isn't about you're earned whatever vs my unearned. It's about you trying to arbitrate who deserves what. And if you can do it then so can I. I can arbitrate what you deserve and get the credit I deserve and there is nothing you can do to stop me. Give it to me or I'm going to take. The emails can be excavated. Your role in all of this can be illuminated for everyone to see. You don't have to like it but what's the alternative? Me showing you a more potent version of playing God? You don't have the high ground here. You don't win this. You don't prove a point. You don't dissuade me. You begrudgingly give me what I want because it is the ONLY leverage you have to get me to do what you want."

by Hym Iam September 12, 2022

baggage blame

When your significant other blames you for the wrong doing and miss behaviors of their ex.

"Honey, I have never done that, that is something your ex boyfriend use to do; don't put that baggage blame on me."

First coined by Shelley Sauer 2022

by Ijllan S. November 13, 2022

Blame Tadesse Day

Thursday September 29th is a day where Teammates collectively decide to pick on someone and call them out on petty mistakes and situations and make them appear to turn out bigger than the situation actually is. typically this is done to rookies on a team and the seniors partake on calling the person out.

It’s national Blame Tadesse day, should we pick Tom as our victim?

by HolidayOfficial September 29, 2022

Blame it on the Russians

If something fucked up happens; blame it on the Russians.

Jack: Bro that junkie down the street just got stomped by John Gotti.

Evan: Blame it on the Russians.

by ApeNation October 2, 2022

Blame Pie

When there is enough blame to go around that everyone gets a slice.

Usually in instances of extreme wrong doing, whether intentional or unintentional.

Dude: What do you think of the Will Smith Oscars situation?
Dude 2: Man I think everyone involed is wrong, this is a perfectly baked blame pie.

Dude: Ah yes, everyone is getting a slice or two,

by Cult Of Odd April 14, 2022

story-blame

: the subjective interpretation (a story) of someone's behavior (that may or may not be true) that is used to blame, criticize or otherwise target them as the cause of something

I have nothing to say about your story-blame comments that I drank too much and was flirting with everyone because the facts are, I had one beer and I didn't flirt with anyone.

by MOLove1966 March 14, 2021