fail barn

the word for failing or sucking at something. a barn full of failure.

"I totally just fail barned at this game" - Tony

by homar17 January 19, 2008

Barnes and Noble

Synonymous with the action of dropping a deuce due to the fact that the Barnes and Noble bathrooms are so well kept up that the famed bookstore is the place to go if one ever needs to pinch a loaf in public.

I shouldn't have had White Castle last night; I really have to drop a Barnes and Noble.

by Dizzle72 July 14, 2011

barn

An adjective meaning something of superior or impressive quality. Similar to epic, ninja, and boss.
Can also be used as a verb, meaning to do something impressive or amazing.

Josh, and Darren and Michael were throwing darts. Josh's dart hits Darren's slutty ex girlfriend in the boob and it deflates.

Darren: dude... you totally barned that one.
Josh: yeah, i agree. that was pretty barn.
Michael: dayum... those would be some barn boobs if they were real.

by i_am_sofa_king_ October 27, 2009

Bullshit Barnes

Quite similar to Hogan; Hates sports; Lies frequently, and is excessively fond of the PENIS.

Come on, Harrison, you know that's not true. Don't be such a bullshit barnes!

by bob335 June 11, 2011

bitch barn

Also known as a she shed, opposite of a man cave. A hiding place for the female of the family and goes by several different names that change with the current attitude of it's owner.

Sheryl loves her she shed bud when she's on the rag we call it her bitch barn.

by MoFoBJ October 19, 2019

bus barn

Bus Barn is the street name for a fighting place. The term comes from a school in Genoa, Nebraska. Students from this school gather and fight at a shed known as the 'Bus Barn.' Fights were therefore known as "Bus Barn's." Also known as the church parking lot and south park.

"Mike and PK are at Bus Barn today!"

He makes you that mad? Bus Barn him!

by PKFanclub February 13, 2005

I'll be Barned

The expressions one uses to express their obsession with actor Ben Barnes (Prince Caspian, Dorian Gray). Mostly used by every normal girl on the planet and guys who really need to get a life. A take on "I'll be darned!"

"I'll be darned! Prince Caspian was a great movie. Ben Barnes was hot!"
"Then you mean to say, 'I'll be Barned.'"

by Supreme Dictator V June 19, 2008